Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall
In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.
2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions
2015: Only Read Questions
2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall
Maths teacher
Maths teacher asked Ali:If you have 12chocolates and you give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha and 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
Bap bete se:
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.
Human brain is the most
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
The Law Says
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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.
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This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
600 Pages ki buk ko kitne
600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.
Education is an organized system
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
The probability of a topic
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave the topic completely..
Parent:…Son:…
Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don’t know.
To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”, always start 2 study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”.
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