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Hum jite EK bar he

Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
Too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!

Baap: Baita is bar exam

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

There are six components of wellness:

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. Kenneth H. Cooper

Ahan koi kitab aisi mili,

ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai

Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS…….
parhna baki hay

Exams students ka NAARA.

exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,

Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!

Perh perh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei

yahoooo… …

yahoooo… …
exams ki sari tayari ho gayi
pen
pencil
erases
saab tayar haiy
yahooo.. . . .
ab bus . .
..parhna baki haiy!

Examz are dere,

eXamz are dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz now here,
wiich makes yu pull yr hair.
da misss makes yu glare,
da grades are nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!

Maths teacher asked Ali:

Maths teacher asked Ali:If u hve 12chocolates n u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha n 4 to Farah wat vl u get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ

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