Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of GOOD EVENING SMS 140 CHARACTER.

.-.-.-.__.-.-.-.
-.-.::.-.-
-..–..-
Titli Apko!
Kehny Ayi Hy.
“Good evning”
Kyun K
Isy “Phool” Bohat Psand Hai.

*************

Good Evening To
D Last Friday Of
D Last Week Of
D Last Month Of
D Last Year Of
The 1st Decade Of
D 1st Century Of D 2nd Millennium..

*************

“A lovely friendship should have the determination of mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even it is broken into thousand pieces”. Gud evening

*************

A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison. not our outer glamor but our inner virtues make us valuable… GOOD evening

*************

Evening Msg A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care! have a great evening I Just Want 2 Say…Gud EVE !

*************

casual good evening sms That’s all for the day See you tomorrow hope you all enjoyed a lot have a nice day Good evening!

*************

Give laugh to all but smile to ONE. Give love to all but heart to ONE. Give life to all but live for ONE.. Have a cool evening….

*************

Guy: You Look Like My Wife.. Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name? Guy: I am not yet married..! Moral : X press Your Ideas Smartly..! Good evening…


An Unique and large collection of 140 WORDS SARDAR SMS. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

Sardar BAHUT DER SE CHAND KO DEKH RHA THA, AUR THODI DER BAD BOLA- JALTE RHO BETA, JAB BIJLI KA BILL AAYEGA TAB PATA CHALEGA yaar.

*************

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

*************

1sardar to railway TC:express train kitne baje hain?TC:9baje ki hain. local train kitne aje ki hain?TC:10:30aje ki hain.maal gadi kitne aje ki hain?TC:abe jana kaha hain bhai? rail ki patari cross karanin hain….

*************

Sardar proposed a girl..Girl said am 1yr elder to u….Sardar said oye no problem soniye i’ll marry u next year.

*************

nurs-aapake ke ghar beta huva he.saradar-kya technologi he meri bibi hospital me he or beta gar me peda huva he? [bhavesh-kakachiya]

*************

sardar baith kar gahre soch mai tha . wife-kya soch rahe ho? sardar- ye tv walo ko kaise patha chalta hai? wife- kya ? sardar-”aap dekh rahe hai star plus

*************

1srdr : Maine aaj Pani ko bevkuf banaya2srdr : Kaise1srdr : Pani Garam Kiya, aur nahaya Thande panise

*************

ek baar sardar ji ko pyar ho jata hai ladki se kahtey hai “aaj tum shaam ko mere ghar aana ghar par koi nahi rahega “ladki shaam ko sardar ji k ghar jaati hai ghar par sahi mai koi nahi rahta hai tala laga rahta hai

*************

Sardar k ghar chor aa gya
Srdar na dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
Or bola
Aik tay chori utto saday nal recaan
Read more: Sardar Sms Hindi


This page provides you the best 140 WORDS FUNNY SMS IN HINDI collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

GOLU:Meri billi mar gai
MOLU:kese mari
GOLU :Maine use nahala diya tha
M- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
G-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b thi

*************

Gadhe Tanhai Mein Kia Mehsoos Karte Hain?
Please Reply…
Zaroori Nahin Ke Abhi Reply Karo…..
!
!
!
Jab Mehsoos Karo To Bata Dena.

*************

Girl:- Watz d proof dat U miss me..?
Boy:- C my cheeks..
My mamma slapped me..
Coz i was smilling while sleeping..
Thinkng of U..

*************

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Banta
Nurse: Birthdates?
Patient: 01-Feb-85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..

*************

Banta’s Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..
Banta saved that Number in his Mobile
Phone as,
.
.
.
.
.
New Father

*************

2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?
Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.


If you looking for the best 140 WORDS EXAM SMS IN HINDI, Here u can get full collection of 140 WORDS EXAM SMS IN HINDI.

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,

cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya

*************

Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.

In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

*************

Height of Adab: Main sirf ye soch kr papr khali de ata hun k kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay sa jawab data hai .

*************

Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs
Cycle
Macmillan
Telephone
Graham Bell
Telescope
Galileo
School ke Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

*************

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

*************

Ye padh lena
important hy … Exam mein
pakka pucha jaye ga
.
1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject
Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye
ga kia?
Anything 4 u dude .

*************

Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai
abi exam chal rhe hain.


A nice collection of 140 WORDS EXAM SMS in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

*************

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

*************

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

*************

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

*************

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:

*************

itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,

ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya

*************

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question

*************

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

*************

Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega.


There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of 140 CHARACTERS HINDI LOVE SMS.

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah,
teri zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan apne pairo tale
teri raho mein phool bichane ke liye ”

*************

Mat Muskurao itna
ke phoolon ko khabar lag jaye,
Ke kare woh tumhari tareef,
Aur tumhe nazar lag jaye ”

*************

Rat gayi tare chale gaye
Gairo se kya gila
jab hamare chale gaye
Hum jeet sakte the har baazi
Bus kuch apno ko jitane ke liye
hum hare chale gaye ”

*************

“ Muskurate rahe sari umr wada nibhane ke liye,
Tere khilkhilane ke liye apna dil behlane ke liye. ”

*************

Dard mil jata hai
ek humdard nahi milta
deewane mil jaate hain
sacha pyaar nahi milta
tanhayian mil jaati hain
bus aap jaisa yaar nahi milta ”

*************

Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege..

*************

Har Zindagi Ko ek Kinara Chahiye
Her Saksh ko ek Sahara chahiye
Zindagi jee sake hanste-hanste
isliye dost aap jaisa pyara chahiye ”

*************

Chand ka kya kahna wo lakho me ek hai
Aapka kya kahna aap to karoro me ek hai
aapni dosti ka kya kehna wo to khuda se bhi nek hai

*************

Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???


Are you searching for 140 CHARACTERS GOOD MORNING SMS, then your searches ends here

Har Subah Kuch Khas Ho,
Ankhonme Thodi Aas Ho,
Sapne Jo Dekhe Raatme,
Sach Wo Aaj Ho…
Aur fir ye din..
Ek
Khushnuma Ahsaas ho!

*************

The sun has once brought bright to earth lazy bone. its time 2 wake up GD M’NING

*************

Everybody Searches For A Chance To Impress Other But They Don’t Understands That Impressions Are Made By Very Casual Happening … =) G O.0 D M O R N ! N..

*************

sal ata hai sal jata hai
par is sal apko vo mile
jo apka dil chahta hai
good morning

*************

“ Na mandir,
Na bhagwan,
Na puja,
Na snan,
Subah hote hi hamara sabse pehla kaam..
Ek pyara sa sms aapke naam!

*************

Har sapneko apni saanso me rakho,
Har manzil ko apni baahon me rakho,
Har jeet aapki hai,
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho..
Be confident abt urself for becoming a Winner!!

*************

“ kabhi subah suhani hogi
jab raat aap ki diwani hogi
khub milenge duniya ki raho mein
jo humse aap ki kahani hogi (Gud Morning) ”

*************

Treat Everyone With Politeness, Even Those Who Are Rude To U… Not B Coz They Are Not Nice, But Bcoz U Are Nice….!!! Good…morning

*************

Hum uth gaye hain..
Jis jisko gud mrng kehna hai,
aakar keh lo..
Lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna,
Line se aana..
Darshan 12 baje tak honge!
Aur camera not allowed!! ;-)
Gud mrng! ”


Here are some Best Collection of 140 CHARACTERS BREAK UP SMS. Send this 140 CHARACTERS BREAK UP SMS to your close and beloved person’s.

“If my luv fails I wont die 4 her” bcoz she might get a boy again but my mom wont get a son like me again…

*************

when 2 ppl in love gets seperated they cant b frends as they have hurted each other,cnt b enemies as they once loved each other.d only thing they can is most familiar strangers

*************

What is BREAKUP … ?
.
.
.
….
.
.
.
Breakup
Is Like The Worst
Nightmare
After Having The Best
Dream …

*************

it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred

*************

I Woke Up This Morning
Just Befo’ The Break Of Day.
I Was Bitter, Blue And Black, Lawd.
There Ain’t Nothing Else To Say.

*************

“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”

*************

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey
Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

*************

OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend
was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..
L0vE LefT us!!!

*************

i loved you once,
you loved me not,
i loved you twice,
but then i thought,
you dont love me,
and never will,
but even so,
i love you stil


Read our latest collection of all 140 CHARACTER TIME PASS MESSAGES, send to your family and friends and wish them

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :

*************

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

*************

Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne

*************

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.

*************

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..

*************

Dil ki Dhadkan Bacha k rkhna.
Apne INBOX ko zara saja k rkhna,
Kbi bi aa skta hai Hamara VIP sms
Isliye zara chirkuto ka sms hata k rkhna.

*************

Deadly1..
Na jeene ki tamanna h na marne ka Khauf..
(felings to dekho)
Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.
The no. you are trying to reach is curently switchd off.

*************

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day.

*************

On a engagement day…
girl asks boyfriend….
Hi, on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
Boy : sure, on moible or landline ?


Here are some nice collection of 140 CHARACTER SARDAR SMS which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

*************

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;-

*************

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

*************

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

*************

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.

*************

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Sardar
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

*************

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
,
,
,
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.

*************

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

*************

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
“Mun Me Pani Aana”

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.