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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Bihari: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

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Doctor ek Bihari ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?
Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.

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Pahla Bihari : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Dusra Bihari : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Train mein TT Bihari se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Bihari: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Train
Bihari : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Bihari : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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Ek 10 saal ka Bihari bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

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This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis
talking to each other, “Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy
Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp
pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn’t know who is Mother Teresa and
replied back,” nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin
dekhte hain.

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A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek
Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is
no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted
and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it
correctly i.e Wills I won’t sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad
and said “Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang
rahen hain”.

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A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went
there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new
stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow
hadn’t seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh
people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he was too excited and
said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha
tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek
cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed
breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn’t figure out what is a
flyover).

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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when
the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and
so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow
answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the
T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why
do I have a monthly pass.

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A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

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A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!
Bus stop
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
There was once a Bihari and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,
Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?

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a LADY WAS KISSING A LION INSIDE THE CAGEIN A CIRCUS. RING MASTER ASKED ” CAN ANY 1 DO IT? Bihari: ham karunga par pehale ser ko waha se hatao

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Ek Bihari BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife ne poocha aaj ye kitab kaahe padh rahay ho?
Bihari:
Hame Doctarwa kah raha tha ki kal hamar blood test hai

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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

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A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went
there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new
stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow
hadn’t seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh
people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he was too excited and
said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha
tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek
cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed
breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn’t figure out what is a
flyover).

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A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek
Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is
no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted
and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it
correctly i.e Wills I won’t sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad
and said “Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang
rahen hain”.

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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

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A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went
there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new
stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow
hadn’t seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh
people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he was too excited and
said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha
tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek
cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed
breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn’t figure out what is a
flyover).

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A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek
Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is
no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted
and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it
correctly i.e Wills I won’t sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad
and said “Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang
rahen hain”.

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This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis
talking to each other, “Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy
Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp
pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn’t know who is Mother Teresa and
replied back,” nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin
dekhte hain.

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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when
the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and
so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow
answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the
T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why
do I have a monthly pass.

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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs”
and moved on…

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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”.
The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo
immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender,
“JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when
the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and
so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow
answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the
T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why
do I have a monthly pass.