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Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of URDU EXAM SMS.

Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana
Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana…..

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

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paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai

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ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Kehdo un pharno walo say
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of SMS FOR SUCCESS IN EXAM.

Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

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Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..:

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“ Exam anthem
hum honge all pass
hum honge all pass
honge all pass 1 din
ho ho.
Likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas
paper kiya hai jakaas
hum honge all pass 1 din. ”

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MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~
1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.
2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.
3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.
4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.
~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~

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Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

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The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward…….. BEST WISHES

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I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

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With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Here are some nice collection of SHAYARI SMS FOR EXAM.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha Teacher: Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai Student: Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

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Hum ek baar jite hai,
Ek baar marte hai,
Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to…
Exam q baar baar dete hai…

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four things boys do
in exam hall. 1) Counting no of
girls 2)flirting with lady
suprident 3) Reading d brand name of
their pen 4) thinking of study
for atleast next exam…

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complish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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Attitude towards exam = tommorow is my exam but
i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper cant decide my future

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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time.

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To accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.

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eXamz are dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz now here,
wiich makes yu pull yr hair.
da misss makes yu glare,
da grades are nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!

A huge collection of MARATHI EXAM SMS, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate
sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

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Exam Pass zalyavar
SIR-Mazi Mehanati mule
AAI-Devachi krupa
BABA-Mulga kunacha aahe
MITRA: Chal,1 Beer Maaru

Are you looking for LATEST EXAM SMS. Here are some best collection of LATEST EXAM SMS.

Overdose of Studies
Kal Raat Mere sapne me aayi Ek sundar pari.
wah wah….
Kal Raat Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari..
Aur boli
`Attempt 5 questions, Question 1 is Compulsary`

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ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

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n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho
to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai
or agar aesa nahi hua
to
exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost

JOKES SMS FOR EXAM section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye
Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

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Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;’)
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay

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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

This page provides you the best HINDI EXAM SMS collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai..

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai…

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Congratulations!
Good news for Mumbai University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain
Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!

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Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya…

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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…

A huge collection of GOOD LUCK SMS FOR EXAM, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

Hard times are like a washing machine,
they twist,turn &knock us around,
but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter & better than before.

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Candle of hope is source of light for success in life so don’t loose it Gd Luck

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Every Sunset gives us one day less to live..
But..
Every Sunrise gives us..
One day more to hope..
So..
Hope for the best..
Very good take care of ur self..GOOD LUCK FOR EXAM

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In life, we have a lot to lose and very little to choose. Whenever u get a chance to choose, do it wisely & see that u never lose what u choose WISHING U BEST F EVERY THING IN UR LIEE.

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Every Sunset”
Reduce 1 Day From Life !
But
“Every Sunrise”
Give 1 More Day To Hope !
So,
“Hope For The Best.”

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Success will never lower down its standard to accomodate us, we have to raise our standard to achieve it.
For every bird GOD provides Food, But not in the Nest….!

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours, Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Luck

Are you searching for EXAMINATION BEST WISHES SMS, then your searches ends here

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

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BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

*************

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”.
BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time.
BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

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Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..:BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody EXAM comes again and again …. …. BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of EXAM SMS FOR STUDENT.

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam

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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
.
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
.
Unfortunately
.
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?