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A nice collection of NICE AND MISLEADING FLIRT SMS FOR MOBILE in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
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MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja
nalayka!u

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Bill payment par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO

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WELCOME To
wwwhumancom
Type password
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
wwwmonkeycom

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Ba Adab
Ba Mulaheeza
Hoshiayaar
Pagaloonk Maharaja
Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada
Be-Noor E Chasham
Aqal se anjaan
Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan
SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain.

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Papa ! papa! Mujh ko Bandar dekhna hai.
Papa- Nahi beta abhi nahi
Nahi papa mujh ko abhi Bandar dekhna hai naaa!
Nahi betaa tum abhi Bandar nahi dekh sakteee.
Magar kioo papa?
Kyu k Bandar abhi yeh email parh raha hai!!!!

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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoo

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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ab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
….Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..

Here are some nice collection of LOYELY FLIRT MESSAGES.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Dil kar raha hai keh….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
kis…
kis…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words.

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LOG GHAZAL LIKHTEy HeN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH….
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTE HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR…..

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I Love U . . . . . . . . . . Ki Spelling Thek Hai Ke Nahi Sirf Ye Confirm Karna Tha Log Pata Nahi Kya Samjh Lete Ha

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Why do these girls look beautifool?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautifool because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

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Dosti karo colleg wali sa,
pyar karo office wali sa,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
or mar khao ghar wali say

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I want you …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner &
to say those sweet three words to U…
“Pay The Bill”

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Government imposing new taxes
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But u dont worry,
Flirting is still free.

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Teray liye chand taray tor doon,
In hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
Itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

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Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main

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NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl: Ap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain..
Girl: Apki kitni biwiyan hain?
Boy: Ek bhi nahi..

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Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,

Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai.

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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…

A large collection of LATEST FLIRT JOKES. You can send this to your family and friends.

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
“MOSQUITO” by sandgirl**frend4ever

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Jalaibee ko Female Dish kion kaha Jata Hai?
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Q k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par hoti bahot SWEET ha.

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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass.

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Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute,
98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

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Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u….
dont cry…….my name is nobody

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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not becoz life is full of reasons to smile
but becoz your smile it self is a reason for many others to smile…

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Qadam Qadam pa wafa ka ujalay aur bhi thay. Muhbtoon ka hazar hawalay aur bhi thay.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen. Warna is shaher men dil walay aur bhi thay.

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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

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Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.

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Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
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Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day, Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA

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“In party” Kya tum mere sath dance karogi? Girl: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti. Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.

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Flirting Is The Only Job
In The World That
Men Cannot Include In Thier CV.
Despite Having Years Of Experience,
Success Stories & Number Of References…

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

A nice collection of NEW FLIRT TEXT MESSAGES in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
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In short U R an asshole!

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EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me….
So alkways remeber me!

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no visits……….
no calls………..
no missed calls……..
no sms\’s…………
no mails……………
no chat…………
i m worried……….u r in jail again?

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why do donkey eat grass?
…..??
……????
………..????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i’m sorry. it’s ur personal matter.

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mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i…
love….chikan briyani

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kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh

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i hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting “spook spook

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dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay…………………aaj zoo band hay

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this time i’m sure and i’m gonna say it……
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of NEW FLIRT SMS JOKES MESSAGES.

E dost teri dosti k liye
Duniya chod denge
Teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath choda
Kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!

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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

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BOY: mere sath chalogi
GIRL: kahan!
BOY: jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain
BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni ‘Baji’ se mazaq b nahi kr sakta

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New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. . .

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Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Faraz
Wafa Dil Dukhati Hai
Wafa Ka Naam Lete Hi
iram
khatija
Nadia
Sobia
Farah
laila
robeena
in Sub KI Yaad Aajati Hai:

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As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!

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jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

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EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me..

An Unique and large collection of MISLEADING FLIRT SMS TEXT MESSAGES. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

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Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and don”t forget to smile!”

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is ur”s……..”

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u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

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Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP

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you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you

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Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly

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Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday

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Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss

A nice collection of MISLEADING FLIRT SMS MESSAGES FOR MOBILE in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
……… I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do.

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IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN

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If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

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Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss… “

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Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A Master-Piece He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!”

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……..”

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pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

A nice collection of MISLEADING FLIRT SMS with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME

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Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR
Now u r smilling – that’s COMEDY

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How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents..

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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.:

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Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta

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A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton’s: ¤200Edison’s: ¤400Hitler’s: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.

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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to….Zoo bekaar.

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Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho

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Your smile is amazing… you know your smile kills the people…. So please save the world…….
and
Brush your teeth….
regularly!..

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Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
……… I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do.