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Here are some Best Collection of URDU FUNNY SMS JOKES. Send this URDU FUNNY SMS JOKES to your close and beloved person’s.

Aesi kon se website hai jisko larkay aur larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay hain?
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Are result website
THINK POSITIVE!;-)

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..!
Kya tumhen asmaan se girne ka nahi hai dar ..?
Parinde ne kaha ..!
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Iqbal plz yaar itna mat s0cha kr

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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 bje Shuru Hota Hy Phr der Q Ki?
Kid: Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hain

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Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
“Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

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Mujhay yaad koi dua nahi,
Mere humsafar abhi soach lay
Tu meri jabeen pay likha nahi,
mere humsafar abhi soach lay

URDU FUNNY MESSAGES section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????

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Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Here are some nice collection of TEXT SMS FUNNY which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

If you need some special STUDENT FUNNY SMS messages, then your searching ends here. Collection of STUDENT FUNNY SMS messages in our message library.

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near

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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
only exam days

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MY ATTITUDE:
2mrow is my EXAM but
i don’t CaRe BcoZ A SINGLE SHEET of PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….

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Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*
1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.
2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching

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New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
pappu stoodup
Teacher: R U stupid?
Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

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Papu exam main aik bachay ke copy kr raha tha
To
Examiner ne usay kahen aur bitha dea!
Us ne jawab k end main likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa
Roll #227 k paper main

A nice collection of SMS SHAYARI FUNNY in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

Jo pyar hamesa 7 rhe wo saccha he G
Jo musibat me kaam aye wo acha he G
Kabhi kabhi hamse b ho jati he galatiya
“Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G”

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Arz kiya hai…Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. ..Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain

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ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki
Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali
Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

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Main ChandraMukhi
Tu
SurajMukhi
Maine tujhse Dukhi
Tu
Mujhse Dukhi
To Fir ek kaam kar
Bulding se Kud Ja
Tu
B Sukhi
Maine B sukhi

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Arz hai…
Aap hamare dil me base ho.
. . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho…
Wah wah
Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

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aisa rishta hai hamara mai kashti aap shara,mai dhanus aap teer,mai matar aap paneer,mai baarish aap badali mai hot aap cool,mai april tum fool.

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Hum Ko Yun Paagal Banana Chor Do
Bewajha stanna Choor Do
Tumhari to khushbo b Ajeeb
C lagti ha…
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Tum
Bartan Walay Saabun Sy Nahana Choor Do.,,,;

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Umr kya kru nadan h meri,Sabko pyar dena pahchan h meri, Apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo,Dil ko repair krne ki dukan h meri..Charges apply

Read our latest collection of SMS SAYING FUNNY from our message library and send to your family and friends

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

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Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man.. I could be eating a slow learner.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher … and that is a good thing for any man.

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As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse

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About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

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She’s got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum

Here you will find large collection of SMS PHRASE FUNNY. Send to your friends and wish them

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes.

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As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

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She’s been up and down more times than a whore’s drawers

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She’s been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

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You’ve got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

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About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

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He’s got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.

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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

A nice collection of ROMANTIC SMS FUNNY with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

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Reply with quote
U R A Good Runner
Bcoz
U R Always Running
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My Mind
U R A Good Thief
Bcoz
U Have Stolen My Heart
&
I M Always A Bad Shooter
Bcoz
I Miss U Always

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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain…

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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you,
Its kinda hard for me to forget you.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting…..
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

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lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

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Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De
Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do
Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi “girl Friend” Ka Number De Do Mujhay..

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I Love U
I Really Love U
I Love U More Than Everything
In The World
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Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnoon
Apni Laila Se,per Baycharay Ko
English Nahi Ati Thi.

Here you will get the most viewed PUNJABI SHAYARI FUNNY will definitely steal your heart.

MeiN pUchhia khuDa nu,Ki ehi tEri Dunia ve,Jithe pYar di koi keeMat nai,
Te moHobbat hi saZa ve,Ja mAari thOkar teri duNia noo,
HuN asi ni kiSi to daRange,Hun kOi ki sAanu ruVaega,
ASsi khUd hi beWafa baNage……..

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Tanu na kha kasam mere yaara, teri gal daunjh hi atibar bathera hai,
hun lod kise di ki sanu bus ik hi yaar bathere hai,
u akkhan aage hasde rahe tera mukh sanu era sawera hai,
ki karne tohfe v yaara ,sanu tan tera hi bathera hai……………….

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OH HAR KHAT DE VICH KENDI SI,
TERI DULHAN BANKE AAVANGI,
AGLE SAAL DIWALI TE TERE GHAR VICH DEEP JAGAVANGI
NA DEEP JAGE NAA OHH AYII,
MENU KALLI RAAT NE GHER LIA,
AJJ FER UDDE KUJ KHAT PARKEY,
MAI DARD PURANA SHER LIA,
KIOO SATHO MUKH TU FER LIA
KIOO SATHO MUKH TU FER

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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

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Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi

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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

This page provides you the best POETRY SMS FUNNY collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahe karte, Jab hum bol rahe hoon to Bak Bak nahi karte, tAng karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hen, Ab hum jAag rahe hen to SmS q nahe karte

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Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri Shamshan mein piya karunga Jab mangega hisab khuda ; To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga…

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Kaam kaam kaam Kaam kaam kaam 10 to 5 tak kaam uske baad ek shaam ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam to bhool jao kaam

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Kabhi Roti Ke Tokrun Mein, Kabhi Salan Ke Piyale Mein Teri Zulf Ka Didar Hai Sanam, Khane Ke Har Niwale Mein..!!

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Mohabbat aik bar ho jaeey to bhola pan hai dosri bar ho jaye to apnapan hai tesri bar ho jaye to diwana pan hai yeh jo bar bar ho jaye to kamina pan hai…….

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Na Chand Hoga Na Sitarey Rahen Gay Kiya Hum Hamesha Kuwarey Rahain Gay Sab Ke NIKKAH Ho Gaye Kiya Hamarey Naseeb Mai, Sirf CHUWAREY Rahen Gay Raja

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Ek jaam ulfat kay naam Ek Pauva mohabbat kay naam Ek addah wafaa kay naam Ek bottle bewafa kay naam Aur pura theka dosti kay naam.