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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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Boss: (to employee) – Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

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One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP!

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends

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How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!


If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of GOOD HUMOR SMS MESSAGES messages.

Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,we r not able 2 meet
Even if we meet.. It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…

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Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,we r not able 2 meet
Even if we meet.. It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…

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“phool ke tarah khilte raho,sagar ke tarah bahate raho, do dinke
jindagi me haste aur muskurate raho.”

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A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

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When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

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If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

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NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.

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Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?


Unique collection of FUNNY SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION AND FUNNY TEXT HUMOR in our message library

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

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One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”

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Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.

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In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.


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