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An Unique and large collection of WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.

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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

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Love brought you together
As husband and wife
And gave each of you
A best friend for life
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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A light, happy heart,
A bright, happy day
That’s what you’re wished
With much love today!
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Read our latest collection of HUSBAND WIFE SMS JOKES from our message library and send to your family and friends

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…

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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!

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Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

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Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

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3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife…

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PATNI – SAMNE SARABI DEKH RAHE HO
DAS SAAL PEHLE USNE MUJE SAADI KARNE KE
LIYE KAHA OR MENE NA KAR DIYA
TO WO ABHI TAK PI RAHA HAI
PATI-BAAP RE ITNA LAMBA CELIBRATION

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Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai…

Here you will find large collection of HUSBAND ANNIVERSARY SMS. Send to your friends and wish them

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, “do you still love me?” I’d say, “Till death do us part”Happy Anniversary

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

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I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

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We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so muh I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this speial oasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

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Nothing in this world ould ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

A nice collection of FUNNY HUSBAND WIFE JOKES SMS, which you will find here, messages are nice way to express your feeling for someone very special to you.

shadi ke fero mein
LADKI=
suno Ji, Aaj se apke bina me nhi
aur
Mere bina aap nhi
4saal baad wahi bibi=
Kutte ruk ja, Aaj ya
toh tu nhi ya me nhi…

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wife: kal raat neend meintumne mujhe gaaliyan di..
hus: tumhari galat fahami hain.
wife:kaisi galatfahami?
hus:yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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Vidai ke samay dulhe
ka moblie baja. wife slapped
him.. why .?
Usme ringtone thi-
dil me chupake pyar ka
armaan le chale. Hum
aaj apni maut ka saman
le chale..

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Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

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Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
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Papa: nhi beta ..
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Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye….

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Wife:Iam going 2 LONDON What gift do u want.
HUSBAND: 1 British girl.Wife ruturns to India.
Husband:Where is mu gift.Wife:wait ye lo gori mam ka foto

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usband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Here are some nice collection of BIRTHDAY SMS FOR HUSBAND.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life.
Happy Birthday My Dear Husband!

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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can’t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be
lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself,
Why do I feel, Without you I”d die.
Happy Birthday My Dear Husband!

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if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart

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Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
Happy Birthday My Dear Husband!

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Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.
Happy Birthday My Dear

A nice collection of ANNIVERSARY WISHES FOR HUSBAND with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

How true my feelings were I found
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

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To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

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We’ve had our ups and downs,
We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

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I’ll always remember The day I married you,
I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

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On this special day,best wishes go to you,t
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

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Hoping that the love you shared years
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

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Nothing in this world Could ever be As
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

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The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary **

A large collection of ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND. You can send this to your family and friends.

Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea! Happy Anniversary

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The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary

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Mohabbat main ye anjaam huwa hai
Faqreeo jaisa mera hall huwa hai.
ab ye chekh kar bolti hai dil mere piyaar mat karna aj nahin kaal huwa hai………. Tum kisee bhi waqat call kar sakte hoo
Happy Anniversary

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How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thingin
my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Happy Anniversary

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Long after our anniversary And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for

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Kubhi to Soraj ne bhi Chand say muhabat ki ho ge,
Tubhi to Chand main daagh ha,
Mumkin ha k Chand say ho gae ho ge bewafai ,
Tabhi to Soraj main aag ha.
Happy Anniversary

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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it’s yours forever. If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be

Are you searching for HUSBAND JOKES AND WIFE SMS JOKES AND MESSAGES. This segment helps you to express your feeling for your dearest person.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

A huge collection of HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki
“Pati ko bhi ghar ke maamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..”
Wife-Woh bechara bhi dekho likh hi paya,Bol Nahi Saka…

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WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI Me Kya Fark Hai……Socho….Kuchh Fark Nahi Hai DostYe Musibat ke 3 alag alag Naam Hai. . . . .

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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi

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Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai
Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

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Ek aadmi ne conductor se poochha aap kitne ghante bus mai rahte ho?
Conductor ne kaha 24 Ghante
Aadmi : wo kaise
Conductor: 8 Ghante City Bus aur 16 Ghante Biwi ke Bus mai

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Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me?
Husband: Not-at-all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

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Wife: If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me.
Husband: PUSH !

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Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I’m sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES AND WIFE SMS JOKES messages.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

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Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?
Pata hai, maine usse 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkar kiya tha.
Pati: Wah! Itna lamba celebration

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Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha.
Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai