Mobile Phones

Here are some Best Collection of LOVE INSULT SMS. Send this LOVE INSULT SMS to your close and beloved person’s.

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….

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Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

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3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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ek rahen chillu,
ek rahen billu,
chillu 11 me padhat rahen,
billu 12 me padhat rahen,
or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,
u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,,

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Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

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In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
“cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.

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New Generation’s Way To Insult..
A Boy To A Rude Gal
If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide..
I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…

Are you looking for INSULT SMS SHAYARI. Here are some best collection of INSULT SMS SHAYARI.

Someday u may lose ur hair,
u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thng ul nvr lose is ur gud luks
coz u cant lose wat u dont have.

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Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

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Apki ada apki smile apka chalna apka bolna apka ruthna apka gussa apki ankhe apka andaz apka chehra UFF! KOI EK CHIJ TO DHANG KI HOTI.

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Tharo dosti me mai deewana ho gaya,
Tanno Apno banata-banata begana ho gaya,
Pukar liyo bas ek bar pyar se mere dost,
Delhi me Kutto ki aawaz sune jamana ho gaya

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Har mandir har deewar par apka naam hai,har gurudware har masjid par apka naam hai,
upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR aur niche 50 rupay ka inam hai.

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ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai-maa main kitna badsoorat hoo?ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu toh phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.

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Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

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tarif k kabiil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti h, bhagvan ka diya sab kuch h apke paas bas ek sing or punch ki kami khlti h.

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Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

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apki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai
ap jabbhi koi kaam kerte hain
dil lagaker karte hain
kiyonki
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kiyon ki
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dimag to apke paas hai hi nahi{ha ha}

A huge collection of INSULT SMS JOKES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

no visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Flowers+butterfly
= A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather
.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

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Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

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“High Class Insult”
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai

A huge collection of INSULT SMS IN URDU. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai.

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Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
.
Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
.
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
.
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI face-wink.png

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Jis tarha suraj niklta hai har raat k baad
Chand alwida kehta hai mulaqat k baad
ap ghar se mat niklna warna log khenge Dekho mendak nikal aya barsat k baad.

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Bohat Udaas Hai Har Shakhs Ter Jany Se.
.
Ho saky to Loat Aa Kisi Bahany Se.
.
Tu Laakh Khafa Sahi, Magar Ik Baar To Dekh.
.
Mohallahy Main Kitna KACHRA JAMA HAI TERE NA AANY SE.

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1 Larka bachpan ma paisy le kr pappiyan deta tha
.
Wakt guzrta rha or wo jwan ho gia or us ne in paison se 1 mobile lelia
.
or ab mazy se sms par raha ha

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Arz kya hai:
Jalay to aag kehtay hain,
Bujhay to Khaak kehtay hain,
Aap ke paas jis cheez ki kami hai,
Us he ko to Dimaagh kehtay hain.

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Ghareloo Totky:
1-Agar apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len
Hisab brabar.
2-Dudh phat jay to safed dhagy se c len, Kesi ko pata nhe chalega.
3-Agar apka Qad chota hay tu 3,4 bar phansi laga len,
Agr bach gaen tu boht faida hoga.
4: Agar ap k bal girte hen tu tind krwa len
Phr nhi girengy.
5. Agar baalon k siray 2 moo k hogae hen to 1 moo kaat den simple.
6. Agar ghar me Makhiyan bohat hen, to
NAHA len;
Makhiyan khatam ho jaengi.

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Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Here are some nice collection of INSULT SMS IN HINDI 140 WORDS which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye…
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

Nice and ultimate collection of INSULT SMS IN HINDI in our huge database of messages

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

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Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
holi Bohut door hay

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal he

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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

Are you looking for INSULT SMS FUNNY. Here are some best collection of INSULT SMS FUNNY.

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don’t u have any job?

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Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

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Life’s like a movie!
If you are sad- DRAMA,
If you are afraid- SUSPENSE,
If you are angry- ACTION,
If you look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now you are smiling!
That’s- HORROR

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Those who know me know me well.
WAH WAH..!
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Those who know me know me well.
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Those who don’t know me
Go to Hell.

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aay Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se W8 kar RAha Ho
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah
1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga

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Monkey one: Xcuse me,
I am new appoinment to this tree,
Can i speak with your boss?
Monkey two: Shhhhhhhh!
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He is Reading SMS..

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Rose, Lotus, Tulip
Sunflower, Jasmine, Lilly
All flowers are sweet
But they have no comparison with you,
Kyun ka
Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Here are some ultimate and wonderful collection of INSULT SMS FOR FRIEND.The section helps you to wish your friend and dearest person.

Aaj international Handsome boy or Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna, Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

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Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi
hairan hai

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ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.
hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge
hm to h bahut hi garib admi
14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.
By: sunny bhatnagar
In Hindi SMS
Like [45]SMS to Mobile
1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes

2.Put It In Ur Hands
3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror
The Dish Is Ready
Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.

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Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Mumbai mai aik road hai?

Bandar Road…

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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?

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Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

A huge collection of INSULT MESSAGES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri
Yad Ayi.

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In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
“cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.

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New Generation’s Way To Insult..
A Boy To A Rude Gal
If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide..
I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…

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A mega brain sale in U.S.A.
Newton’s- Rs300
Edison’s- Rs500
A.Kalam’s- Rs700
&
Ur brain- Rs25,000 !
Bcoz it’s fresh nd never used before…!

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Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT
I can’t,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act
Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

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ink is red,sky is blue,a friend like u, should be kept in zoo.
dont get angry,u will find me too
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not in a cage but laughing at u.

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Animals ki khasiyat
bandar-inteligent
Dog-wafadar
aap Plz
ab Aage na padna
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Maan jao
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plz mt padho
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Gadha-wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo.;)

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jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai
jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain

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aapke karib he to duniya bhar ke pagal khaaney chaltey hein
…aap akela mat samjhiye khud ko…
kyunki wahan aap jaise hazaaron pagal paltey hein

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An insult……
Boy:- I like your teeth very much.
Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why?
Boy: coz “Yellow” is my favourite color.

If you looking for the best GIRLS INSULT SMS, Here u can get full collection of GIRLS INSULT SMS.

Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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Innocent lines by a True Lover :
Girl: Why do u always follow me around..?
Boy: Well..
bcoz wen i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams.

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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte