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Here are some Best Collection of WIFE SMS JOKES. Send this WIFE SMS JOKES to your close and beloved person’s.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
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Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday..

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to!(let me count!)

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Here are some Best Collection of URDU FUNNY SMS JOKES. Send this URDU FUNNY SMS JOKES to your close and beloved person’s.

Aesi kon se website hai jisko larkay aur larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay hain?
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Are result website
THINK POSITIVE!;-)

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..!
Kya tumhen asmaan se girne ka nahi hai dar ..?
Parinde ne kaha ..!
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Iqbal plz yaar itna mat s0cha kr

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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 bje Shuru Hota Hy Phr der Q Ki?
Kid: Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hain

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Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
“Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

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Mujhay yaad koi dua nahi,
Mere humsafar abhi soach lay
Tu meri jabeen pay likha nahi,
mere humsafar abhi soach lay

SMILE SMS JOKES helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

U know what is the largest word in english language.
“SmileS” bcoz there is mile between two “S”. (S mile S). So
spread smiles everywhere

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Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

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Dont take life 2 serious,
Always find time 2 smile,
Remember that Smile not add years to ur life,But add more’LIFE’to ur Years.
keep Smiling…

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Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast but there is always a time for me to say hello and good luck for a friend like you. Smile and enjoy life!

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Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

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When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so…
so….
so…..
so……
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G

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In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so BE HAPPY FOREVER

SARDAR JOKES IN TEXT MESSAGES helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly….. .
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked:
How will you divide, you have three children?
Sardar replied to Judge :
Ok! We will apply next year.

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A Sardar was flying a helicopter(!!)
After sometime it crashed… (Obviously!!)
Somehow the Sardar managed to land safely on the ground…
When asked about the reason for the crash, he answered matter of factly, “It was getting very cold up there….. So I switched off the fan!!!”

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Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor:
Wo Kaise?
Sardar:
He
He He He

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO…

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .

ROMANTIC JOKES SMS helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did not Have any Girl Friends
One day He saw a beautiful Lady cat
He went and said 2 her
“MEOW”

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Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,
Dulhan Ko Nahi?
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.

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Ladka Ghar der se Lauta
Maa- Kaha tha?
Beta- Film dekhne gaya tha “Maa kA Pyar”
Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh
“Baap ki Maar”

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

If you need some special RAIN SMS JOKES messages, then your searching ends here. Collection of RAIN SMS JOKES messages in our message library.

My msgs r just like RAIN
1 day it’ll INCREASE
1 day it’ll DECREASE
May b
1 day it’ll DISAPPEAR
but never DIES.
Anytime it’ll
comeback.!

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya..

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Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay :p

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Tip Tip barse pani….
Tip Tip barse pani…..
Tip Tip barse pani….
To kya Chaye barase gi?

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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Wah..Wah..
Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Are Aage Kya Hua..?
Aur kya
Dhoop Nikli Sukh Gaye Hum

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of PATHAN SMS JOKES IN URDU messages.

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
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Major Rohail: Kya?
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Phatan:
Very Simple yaar
SARDI nhi lagti

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ek Pathan Kafi Dair Se Apna “Nikah Nama” Dek Raha Ta,
Wife ne Tang Akar Pocha?
Kia Dek Rahe Ho G.
Pathan Bola “Expire Date” Dhond Raha Hon.

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Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

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Aaj ki tazaa khabar,
Pathan nay engagement torr di,
Kyoun kay uss nay socha kay jo larki aaj tak kisi ki nahiin ho saki,
Woh meri kaisay ban kay rahay gee!
Hehehe…

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Pathan Pehli Martba Namaz Parhnay Gaya,
Uska Naam Rahmat Ullah Tha,
Imaam Nay Salaam Phera Aur Kaha, “Asalaam O Alaikum Rahmat Ullah“,
To Pathan Bola, “Wa Alaikum Salaam” Masjid Kay Mulla.

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Pathan Hospital Kay Bahar Zoor Zoor Say Roo Raha Tha,
Kissi Nay Pocha Kay Kiyoun Roo Rahay Hoo?
Pathan: 20 Saal Baad Baita Paida Hoa,
Woh Bhi…
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Chota Sa

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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Unique collection of PATHAN SMS JOKES in our message library

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call

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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai

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Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

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1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

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1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of NICE AND LOVELY SMS JOKES.

If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music.

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If v cant b a pencil to write any1′s happiness,v should @least try to be a nice rubber to erase some1′s sorrow.

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Dreams r the best part of life. If u miss sleep.. u miss the best part of life.. so its already late..
go to bed & catch a very good Dreams…

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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

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ye baat galat lagegi, lekin jab gahrayi aor anubhav ki kasauti par dekhege toh samajh me aayega. Ham bina kaaran prem karte hi nahi, aor sacche prem me kaaran hota hi nahi.

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this night i search my wallet it was empty then check my pocket &found few coins but when i searched my heart i found u then i realized how rich i am.

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Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada khubsurat ho jata hai..
to.
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Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bheju…

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We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else.

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V always look & care for a person, who we like most, but v fail to look back those who like or care us de most…! Dont miss them in life @ any cost…!

Get Beautiful and unique collection of LOVELY SMS MOBILE JOKES COLLECTIONS. which you can share with your friends.

APKI AKNKHE JHEEL SE BHI ZYADA GAHERI HAI
JI CHAHTA HAI
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INME MACHLIYA CHOR DU…

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I asked my heart, “Why I can’t sleep at night”?
My heart said, “Because you slept in the afternoon”
Don’t act like you’re in love

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A student called up his physics professor.
His wife picked up the phone and said, “he died last week”.
Next day student called again.
She again picked up the fone and said, “I told you he died last week”.
He called the third day again and wife shouted “I told you he died so why do you keep on calling again and again?”
Student replied: Sun k acha lagta hai

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Ek student apna result dekh k:
Me fail? Wo bhi English main?
That’s unpossible

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!

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Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears…