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Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

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Successful People always have two things on their lips, Silence & Smile. Smile to solve the problems.& Silence to avoid the problems. Mobile Numbers of hot girls

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Never b Proud, For what Position u hold, Bcoz after a Game of Chess, the King & the Soldiers go into the same box…

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Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO… Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.

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ardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?

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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..

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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…


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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

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Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

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Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania’s funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

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Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

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Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?
“Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!”

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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…
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Here are some Best Collection of NAUGHTY SMS IN HINDI. Send this NAUGHTY SMS IN HINDI to your close and beloved person’s.

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

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`achhe kapde pehente ho
aur pure style rakhte ho
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur haath me mobail rakhte ho

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota ha

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ROZ LOGON SE AAPKE PANGE HONGE
ROZ AAPKE GHAR MEIN DANGE HONGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE SMS NAHI KIYA
TO AAPKE 420 BACCHE HONGE
AUR SAB LUCCHE, LAFANGE AUR GANJE HONGE ”

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har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k
darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon

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aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya……. ”

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Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya…
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA. ”

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de ”


A nice collection of NAUGHTY SMS COLLECTION IN HINDI in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hy
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Juto Ka
Agar Tuje Meri Purani jute Chaiye
To Le Jana
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Hat Pagal Ab
Thanks Bolkar Dost Ko Rulaiga Kya?

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he

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A” ki Biwi “B”,
“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T” ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes..

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai……..

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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

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Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!

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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

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American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

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Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.
Funny Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.


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Larki PaPu Sey: Ager Tum Ney Mujhy Dhoond Lia Tu Hum KISS Karein Gey!
Pappu i: Ager Na Dhoond Saka Tu?
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Larki: Esy Na Kaho Plz Mein Darwazey Ke Pechay Chupi Hon Gi Na

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Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, “Dentist caught filling wrong cavity

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Bacha: Aunty ye aap k pait k andar kya hai?
Aunty: Beta, es main aik bohat hi pyara sa Baby hai.
Bacha: Aunty agar itna Pyara tha to Khaya kyu hai? :-D

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Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
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Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy
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Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

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HUM NAY JAISAY HI OUN KO DAIKHA.
PAGUL SAI HO GAIY.
JUB OUNONAY HUMARAY ABBA KO DAIKHA,
TU BAIHOSH HO GAIY.
BAHIYOUN NAY HUMARAY AISI PITAI KI,
KAY HOSPITAL KAY HO GAIY.

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Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hy
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Juto Ka
Agar Tuje Meri Purani Jute Chaiye
To Le Jana
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Hat Pagal Ab
Thanks Bolkar Dost Ko Rulaiga Kya?


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