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If you need some special SARDAR AND PATHAN SMS messages, then your searching ends here. Collection of SARDAR AND PATHAN SMS messages in our message library.

ek sardar nay ek pathan ke beti ka rishta managa
pathan nay us ko bohut maara
maar khaa ker sardar uthaa kapray jhaar ker
bola
“phir khan sahab main inkaar samjhoun”

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Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?
Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati.
Sardar: pr main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy

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1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!

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Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii
To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha
Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne
Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai
Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain

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Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar:
Thanks Yar

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pathan aik baraf ka piece utha k usay ghor se dekh raha tha.
dosra pathan: kia dekh rahay ho???
pehla patha: dekh raha hon ye leek kahan se kar raha hay!!

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pathan ne 30 ruapy ki lottery li, aik crore rupay ka inam nikla.
tax waghera kat k 90 lak rupay milay. pathan: ham ko pora paisa do worna hamara 30 upiya wapis karo…!!!

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aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.
lognon ne pocha to bola: meri BV meray dost k sath bhag gae hay aur mein …
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apnay dost k beghari nai reh sakta…!!!

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sardar: aj mein ne pani ko dhoka day diya.
dost: wo kaisy???
sardar: mein ne nahany k leay pani garam kia, par mein ne thandy pani se naha liya!!!

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of PATHAN SMS JOKES IN URDU messages.

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
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Major Rohail: Kya?
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Phatan:
Very Simple yaar
SARDI nhi lagti

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ek Pathan Kafi Dair Se Apna “Nikah Nama” Dek Raha Ta,
Wife ne Tang Akar Pocha?
Kia Dek Rahe Ho G.
Pathan Bola “Expire Date” Dhond Raha Hon.

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Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

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Aaj ki tazaa khabar,
Pathan nay engagement torr di,
Kyoun kay uss nay socha kay jo larki aaj tak kisi ki nahiin ho saki,
Woh meri kaisay ban kay rahay gee!
Hehehe…

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Pathan Pehli Martba Namaz Parhnay Gaya,
Uska Naam Rahmat Ullah Tha,
Imaam Nay Salaam Phera Aur Kaha, “Asalaam O Alaikum Rahmat Ullah“,
To Pathan Bola, “Wa Alaikum Salaam” Masjid Kay Mulla.

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Pathan Hospital Kay Bahar Zoor Zoor Say Roo Raha Tha,
Kissi Nay Pocha Kay Kiyoun Roo Rahay Hoo?
Pathan: 20 Saal Baad Baita Paida Hoa,
Woh Bhi…
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Chota Sa

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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Unique collection of PATHAN SMS JOKES in our message library

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call

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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai

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Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

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1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

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1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of PATHAN SMS FUNNY.

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

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New Married Couples Of Pathan And Pathani Pathani: Hamari Shadi Ko 24 Ghante Ho Chukey Hen Pathan: Aur Aisa Lagta Hai Jese Kal Ki Baat Ho.

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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

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Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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“Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye”

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Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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Nurse: 3000
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Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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Karhai Nahi Karwani.

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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?
Pathan-Sb ne 15 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

Here are some ultimate and wonderful collection of NEW PATHAN SMS.The section helps you to wish your friend and dearest person.

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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Pathan Ka Interview Tha…
Sawal Aya:
English Me Translate Karo…
“Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon.”
Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job

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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi

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Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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“Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye”

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Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.

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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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Breaking news . 1 Pathan Ne BV Ki Mohabbat Main Naswar Chor Di..!!! . . 3 Din Baad Demaagh Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se… . . . BV Chor Di:-P

LATEST PATHAN SMS

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# A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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# Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

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Pathan Ka Interview Tha…
Sawal Aya:
English Me Translate Karo…
“Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon.”
Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!

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# Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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“Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye”

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Pathan:Hm 35 Behn Bhai Hain…
Girl: Kia Tumhare Ghar Family Planing Waly Nahi Aye Thy…
Pathan:Aye Thy!
Hum Sub Sipara Parh Rahy Thy Wo Madrsa Samjh Kar Wapas Chaly Gaye..

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Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida.

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Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz
Pathan: 80 KG

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Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.
Pathan: Kar di na jahiloon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Moom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?

Are you searching for FUNNY PATHAN SMS, then your searches ends here

Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g.

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Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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“Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye”

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Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.

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Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida.

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Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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Nurse: 3000
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Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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Karhai Nahi Karwani.

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Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

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Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

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I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

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SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)