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Express your emotions by the deep words of NAUGHTY SMS QUOTES. Nice collection of NAUGHTY SMS QUOTES

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

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Successful People always have two things on their lips, Silence & Smile. Smile to solve the problems.& Silence to avoid the problems. Mobile Numbers of hot girls

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Never b Proud, For what Position u hold, Bcoz after a Game of Chess, the King & the Soldiers go into the same box…

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Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO… Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.

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ardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?

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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..

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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

Here you will find large collection of HISTORICAL QUOTES SMS. Send to your friends and wish them

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it –

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose –

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

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The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke

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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of FAMOUS QUOTES.

Act in the valley so that you need not fear those who stand on the hill.

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.

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All my life I’ve wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.

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“I thought the devil was coming up out of the earth.” — Kevin Fitzgerald, teacher’s aide, on Christchurch earthquake.

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“The damn show destroyed my family.” — Billy Ray Cyrus, referring to Hannah Montana, which catapulted daughter Miley Cyrus to stardom.

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“We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made!”

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“If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India!”

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“So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.”

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“Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love – and to put its trust in life.”

An ultimate collection of CHRISTIAN SMS QUOTES in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home. Let the husband make the wife sorry to see him leave

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The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.

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My little children, let us not love in word,
neither in tongue, but in deed and in truth.

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Love rules the court, the camp and the grove, And men below, and the saints above; For love is heaven and heaven is love.

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You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.

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The unthankful heart discovers no mercies, but the thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.

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I believe in Christianity az I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

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For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”

The section contains an unique and creative collection of BIBLE SMS QUOTES, which gives strength to your words.

Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called.”

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… say to those with fearful hearts, “Be strong, do not fear; your God will come, he will come with vengeance; with divine retribution he will come to save you.”

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But even if you should suffer for what is right, you are blessed. “Do not fear what they fear ; do not be frightened.”

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If you forgive those who sin against you, your heavenly Father will forgive you. But if you refuse to forgive others, your Father will not forgive your sins.

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“In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him. Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us, and sent His Son to be the satisfaction for our sins.”

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“I am doing a great work and I cannot come down. Why should the work stop while I leave it and come down to you?”

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“I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”

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The parable of Lazarus and the rich man: both died, and the rich man in torment begged that Lazarus (who was in Heaven) be sent to his five brothers, who were still alive.

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“Never underestimate the amazing power of love to change hearts and mindsets. Love can even give fresh inspiration to tackle what seems to be impossible.”

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The greatest challenge
in our life is to find someone who knows
all our flaws and
drawbacks yet still
willingly embraces us
with so much love
and affection.
That is JESUS. Love Him.

Are you searching for BEAUTIFUL SMS QUOTES, then your searches ends here

Love me without fear
Trust me without questioning
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
Accept me without change
Desire me without inhibitions
For a love so free…
Will never fly away.

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Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I’ll look inside mine.

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Every body loves you
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.

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IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE

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Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.

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love never ask who r u
love only says u r mine
love never ask where r u from
love only says u live in my heart
love never asks do u love me
love only says i love u

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every girl wants a guy
who hugs her when they’re watching a scary or romantic movie,
who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold,
who will always be the one to make her laugh,
most importantly he will love her for who she is !
that guy is what google calls “no result found” ..!! :d

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i’ve seen angels in the sky,
i’ve seen snow fall in july,
i’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
but i still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!

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if i cud gift u sumthing in lyf
i wud gift u d ability 2 c urself thru my eyes..
only den wud u realiz how special u r 2 me.
I love u swthrt..