Express your emotions by the deep words of RUDE SMS MESSAGES. Nice collection of RUDE SMS MESSAGES
If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pul them Close togethr
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
“These IDIOTS are My Life” so proud to be idiots..
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Do u want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for u
Mr Obama iz waiting for u
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!
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Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, buray waqt may muskurana chahiye…
Jab satvay din may khujli ho to athvay din naha lena chahiye.
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Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?
Quickly see your driving license.
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Scientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.
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2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said we want 2 disturb sum nice personz.
I suggest them yr name.
They said we can’t disturb our bossss.
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Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota to dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar tou 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par mayry sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy…
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Yr network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
Da smaller da cheaper!
Congradz yu can make free calls! lolz
