An ultimate collection of SANTA BANTA HOLI SMS in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi

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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

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U’ve
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i________i CARD.
Open it…
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§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!

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May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

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Hum aapke dil mein rehte hai,
isiliye har dard sehte hai,
kahin aap humse pehle na wish kar do
isliye 3 din pehle hi aapko HAPPY HOLI kehte hai

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Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

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Hindi Holi SMS
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.



There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of SANTA BANTA DIWALI SMS.

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

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Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile, Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna, Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe, Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna *** Happy diwali ***

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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

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|———–|
| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….
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( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
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( Prosperous )
( New Year )

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan hon,
Kamyabi choomtey rahe terey kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar

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Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Diwali ka tyohar

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Makki ki roti, Nimbu ka aachar,
Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyo ki bahar,
Chand ki chandi, Apno ka pyaar,
Mubarak ho aapko, DIWALI ka tyohar.
“HAPPY DIWALI”

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Brighten this season with your smile…
spread cheer, spread laughter.
Happy Diwali!


SANTA BANTA COMEDY SMS IN HINDI helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?
Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.
Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?
Funny Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

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Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.
Log usko Santa kehte the…
batao kyon?
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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.

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Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

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Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye

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Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?


There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of LOVE SMS OF SANTA BANTA.

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda

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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”

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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

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Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne liye manga.
Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob maara.
Maar khaa ke santa kapde jhaadta hua bola,
“TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR SAMJHOON.

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Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?
Of course, dear, no trouble, she replied.
But what will you live on?

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Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!


Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of JOKES SMS OF SANTA BANTA.

santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega

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Santa got a invitation of party.
Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only
Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha.

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BANTA JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here

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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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bunta sukhe talab me boat chala rha tha.
santa :- Aise isnehi nam kharab kar rakha hai.
Agar mujhe tairna ata to wahi jake marta sale ko.

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Santa: bol ta hai how does
an induction motor start
Banta: BURURURRRRRRRRRRRUUU
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRURUUUUUUU
Santa:JUST STOP IT!!!!!!!
BANTA: BURR BURR BURR BU BUB B B B B .

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santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki
bhi dikh jayengi

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Santa 1st time plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha.
Tabhi Santa ne pilot ko SLAP mara aur bola:
Sale, mai Late ho raha hun aur tu By road ja raha hai?
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If you are looking for HINDI SMS OF SANTA BANTA then your searches ends here. Just read our collection of HINDI SMS OF SANTA BANTA from our message library

banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, “Aja, upar aja”. His friend asked, “Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.

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1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola”muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna

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irlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

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DAKU-TERA NAAM KYA HAI.LADY-RITA. DAKU-MERI BEHANKA NAAM BI RITA THA.JA TUJE MAF KIYA.DAKU-TERA KYA NAAM HAI?SANTASANTA,PAR PYARSE LOGMUJE RITA KEHTE HAI.

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Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.

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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? santa:Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal

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Police:tumhe kal subah 5 baje fhansi di jayegi santa: HA. HA. HA! police: kyon has rahe ho? santa: mai to subah 8 baje utthoonga

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Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do! Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge: Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA kaise pehnuga


Here are some nice collection of FUNNY SMS SANTA BANTA.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

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SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”

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Santa slapped Banta
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Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me

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Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
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Banta:yaar,Dada ji ne kaha k maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai,
bas wahi dhoond raha hu.
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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

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Banta 2 Santa: Oye Yeh Sent Msg Kya Hota Hai
Santa:
Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai

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Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Banta apna mobile samundar ke
pani me phekakar bolta hai,
“Aja, upar aja”.
His friend asked,
“Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.



Read our latest collection of SANTA BANTA SMS MESSAGES from our message library and send to your family and friends

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He’s very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto

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Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
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Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…

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Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha

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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number.

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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…

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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


Are you searching for SANTA BANTA SMS JOKES. This segment helps you to express your feeling for your dearest person.

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven!

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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

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# Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…

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Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.

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”Darling” said Santa to his new bride. “Now that we are married ,do you think you can live on my small income?”. “Ofcourse dearest”, she replied. “But what will you live on?”

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.
So, I want to score good marks.

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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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A nice collection of SANTA BANTA LOVE SMS with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

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Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda

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Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

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Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

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Santa-ma kehti hai bhais ka doodh pine sedimag tej hota hai,
Banta-ma bewkuf banati hai agar aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist hota .

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Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye…?
Banta- Farmer…!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta – Uske Paas “HAL” Hota Hai…

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Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne liye manga.
Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob maara.
Maar khaa ke santa kapde jhaadta hua bola,
“TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR SAMJHOON.

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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Santa-Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Banta-Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logo ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya