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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly….. .
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked:
How will you divide, you have three children?
Sardar replied to Judge :
Ok! We will apply next year.
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A Sardar was flying a helicopter(!!)
After sometime it crashed… (Obviously!!)
Somehow the Sardar managed to land safely on the ground…
When asked about the reason for the crash, he answered matter of factly, “It was getting very cold up there….. So I switched off the fan!!!”
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Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor:
Wo Kaise?
Sardar:
He
He He He
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO…
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .
