SARDAR JOKES IN TEXT MESSAGES helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly….. .
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked:
How will you divide, you have three children?
Sardar replied to Judge :
Ok! We will apply next year.

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A Sardar was flying a helicopter(!!)
After sometime it crashed… (Obviously!!)
Somehow the Sardar managed to land safely on the ground…
When asked about the reason for the crash, he answered matter of factly, “It was getting very cold up there….. So I switched off the fan!!!”

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Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor:
Wo Kaise?
Sardar:
He
He He He

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO…

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .


If you need some special SARDAR AND PATHAN SMS messages, then your searching ends here. Collection of SARDAR AND PATHAN SMS messages in our message library.

ek sardar nay ek pathan ke beti ka rishta managa
pathan nay us ko bohut maara
maar khaa ker sardar uthaa kapray jhaar ker
bola
“phir khan sahab main inkaar samjhoun”

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Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?
Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati.
Sardar: pr main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy

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1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!

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Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii
To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha
Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne
Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai
Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain

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Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar:
Thanks Yar

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pathan aik baraf ka piece utha k usay ghor se dekh raha tha.
dosra pathan: kia dekh rahay ho???
pehla patha: dekh raha hon ye leek kahan se kar raha hay!!

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pathan ne 30 ruapy ki lottery li, aik crore rupay ka inam nikla.
tax waghera kat k 90 lak rupay milay. pathan: ham ko pora paisa do worna hamara 30 upiya wapis karo…!!!

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aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.
lognon ne pocha to bola: meri BV meray dost k sath bhag gae hay aur mein …
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apnay dost k beghari nai reh sakta…!!!

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sardar: aj mein ne pani ko dhoka day diya.
dost: wo kaisy???
sardar: mein ne nahany k leay pani garam kia, par mein ne thandy pani se naha liya!!!


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Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
“Mun Me Pani Aana”

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai.

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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

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Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon



Here you will get the most viewed HINDI SARDAR SMS will definitely steal your heart.

Friend: Sardar g set nawa lya j?
Sardar: apni kzn da chukiya ae.
FRIEND: O kyon ?
Sardar: yaar oh jadun v mildi c kendi c
“tu mera fone Q nai chukda?”

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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)


A nice collection of ENGLISH SARDAR SMS with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!

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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!

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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi


An Unique and large collection of 140 WORDS SARDAR SMS. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

Sardar BAHUT DER SE CHAND KO DEKH RHA THA, AUR THODI DER BAD BOLA- JALTE RHO BETA, JAB BIJLI KA BILL AAYEGA TAB PATA CHALEGA yaar.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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1sardar to railway TC:express train kitne baje hain?TC:9baje ki hain. local train kitne aje ki hain?TC:10:30aje ki hain.maal gadi kitne aje ki hain?TC:abe jana kaha hain bhai? rail ki patari cross karanin hain….

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Sardar proposed a girl..Girl said am 1yr elder to u….Sardar said oye no problem soniye i’ll marry u next year.

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nurs-aapake ke ghar beta huva he.saradar-kya technologi he meri bibi hospital me he or beta gar me peda huva he? [bhavesh-kakachiya]

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sardar baith kar gahre soch mai tha . wife-kya soch rahe ho? sardar- ye tv walo ko kaise patha chalta hai? wife- kya ? sardar-”aap dekh rahe hai star plus

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1srdr : Maine aaj Pani ko bevkuf banaya2srdr : Kaise1srdr : Pani Garam Kiya, aur nahaya Thande panise

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ek baar sardar ji ko pyar ho jata hai ladki se kahtey hai “aaj tum shaam ko mere ghar aana ghar par koi nahi rahega “ladki shaam ko sardar ji k ghar jaati hai ghar par sahi mai koi nahi rahta hai tala laga rahta hai

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Sardar k ghar chor aa gya
Srdar na dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
Or bola
Aik tay chori utto saday nal recaan
Read more: Sardar Sms Hindi


Here are some nice collection of 140 CHARACTER SARDAR SMS which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

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Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;-

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

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Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.

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Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Sardar
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

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Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
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Sardar sochne k bad:
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Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
“Mun Me Pani Aana”

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.


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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:

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Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up

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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “JANANI”

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Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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”Darling” said Santa to his new bride. “Now that we are married ,do you think you can live on my small income?”. “Ofcourse dearest”, she replied. “But what will you live on?”

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1st Sardar: yaar Jail ko Hawalaat kyun kehte hen?
2nd Sardar : kyun ke jail me sirf Hawa or Laat hi khaane ko milti hai.

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay


Here u will find sweet collection of SARDAR SMS JOKES. Pick up messages of your choice and send it to your friends

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

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Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

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Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…”

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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “JANANI” “

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly….. .
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.”

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Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!


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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikha

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Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si

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Grammar teacher to Sardar
“jamila rozana larkon se milti hai”
Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai?
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Sardar: Jamila Begherat hay…

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Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey..
Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c?
Srdar G: nzr te aya c pr truck te likhya c
Tu lang ja saadi khair aey.

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Sardar: Kal koi myri B.V k purse sy 2000 Ly giya
Pathan:Jhut Bolti hy sali,,1500 tha,,,
ham ne 2 bar gina tha,
Sardar: Pysy ka masla nhi hy
Bas Tu Bnda Lab..

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Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?
Pathan:
Eagle
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
Pathan:
illegal. “

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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika
Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!