Mobile Phones

There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of LATEST SHORT TEXT SMS.

what is 143? i love you no i miss you? no i wish you no 143 means one hundred forty three. ma-baap ne kitni ummid se padhaya tha besharam.

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Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai , Bin sms Dil bhoat bore ho raha hai , kahein aasa tu nahi eik pyaara sa dost muje say dore ho raha hai.

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Diya hai upper waly ne Mobile Itni to qadar kiya karen Na karen call. Par hazoor Do-char sms to kiya karen…!

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Failure is not only wen ur girlfriend leaves u.. it is wen u dont try for her sister..

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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

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Between yesterday’s mistakes n tomorrow hope,
there is a fantastic opportunity called ‘TODAY’!!!
so live it in your own style

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Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba: sardar agr reply kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.

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MuJhE liKh Kr kahien Mehfooz krLo
k tumhari bato’n se nikalTa ja RaHa huN main..!

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Friendship does not occur with special people.
people becomes special after becoming friends.
just wanted TO let you know that-
You are very “Special TO me”

Are you searching for 140 WORDS SHORT HINDI SMS, then your searches ends here

Itna Satana Acha Nahin Hota,
Maan Jao Ke Intzaar Acha Nahin Hota,
Woh Phool Hi Tho The jinko Hum Liye Khade Hai.
Ab Tho Woh Bhi Murja Se Gaye Hai,
Aapke Intzaar Main Woh Bhikar Se Gaye Hai.
Phool Toh Phir Bhi Khil Jayenge,
Humara Kya Hoga Jo Aapke,
Intzaar Main Khade Hain.

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Yeh Kaliya Bhi Khil Uththi,
Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi.
Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote,
Humne Izhar Karne Main Der Kardi.

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Liye Kinara Ho…
Meri Dil Ki Har Ek Dhadkan,
Tere Dil Ne Churaali hai,
Kiya Hai Humne Toh Izhaar,
Ke Ab Baari Tumhari Hai,
Jo Tum Keh Do Yeh Bas Ek Baar,
Ke Meri Dhadkan Tumhari Hai,
Dikha Denge Mohabbat,
Apni Duniya Se Nirali Hai.

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Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai

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Ae Baarish Tu Itna Mat Baras,
Ke Woh Aa Na Sake.
Aur Aaye Toh Itna Baras Ki,
Woh Wapas Jaa Na Sake.
Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya h

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Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi.
Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote,
Humne Izhar Karne Main Der Kardi.

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Chaho Na Chaho Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Mohabbat Karo Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Par E Dil Ki Dhadkan,
Nafrat Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se.

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Jab Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari,
Tab Main Gun Gunatha Hoon.
Kahin Aansu Na Aa Jaaye,
Isliye Muskuraata Hoon…

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Nazar sa jane wale dil se dor na karna . . . . . . . Mare ankho ko rona pare majbor na karna….

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Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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If I could rewrite the alphabet I”d put U and I together!

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Qismat sa kya shikwa jab qismat he hm sa roth gae.. . . . . . . Jis phool par hath rakha wo shaks he root jae..

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Uljha huwa hon gardish-E-doran mein aaj kal
Tum ye na samjhna k muhabat nahi rahi…….!!!

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‘Piece of PHILOSOPHY’:
Small Things Hurt a Lot
Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin:-)
Hahahaha..

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Im the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample, they r now doin me 4 taking the piss.

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“If you can laugh when you are completely broken up,
then there can be nothing that can break you next time”..,.

Get Beautiful and unique collection of NEW SHORT TEXT MESSAGES. which you can share with your friends.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

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There are 12 months a year…30 days a month…7 days a week…24 hours a day…60 minutes an hour…but only one like you in a lifetime.

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If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this

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Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

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What is love? Those who don’t like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don’t have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.

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There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

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Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

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The secret of happiness is not
doing what one likes, but
liking what one has to do.

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If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?

This page provides you the best LOVE SHORT SMS collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

There are 12 months a year…30 days a month…7 days a week…24 hours a day…60 minutes an hour…but only one like you in a lifetime

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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

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Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

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There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

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If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

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Love is infallible; it has no errors, I love you is not because of errors but because I want to love

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Love is a relationship with no charges of activation, free incoming, free outgoing, free roaming and 100% talktime.Where ever you go, my network follow

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Work and money doesn’t make my world go round. It’s your love that makes my world go round.

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L- is for the way you look at me
0- is for the only one i see
V- is very very extraordianry
E- is even more than anyone that i adore
and love is all that i can give to you
love is more than just a game for 2
Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don’t break it
Love was made for me and youuuu

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Love can never be taught for it is to be learned; love can never be bought for it is to be given; love can never be kept for it is to be free; love can never be old for it lives to last a lifetime.

HINDI SHORT SMS JOKES section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila
Kion??
Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

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TANTRIK”Apne
Ek Bhakt Se;
~
Beta”Tum Par Ek
Bhootni Ka Saya
Hai,
BHAKT;
Baba”Mai
Thappad Maar
Dunga
Agar
Meri PATNI”Ke
Baare
Me Kuch Kaha
To

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SONU
Tum”Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”

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BOY:”Mere sath chalo gi?”
GIRL:”Kahan?”
BOY:”Jahan tum khao wahan?”
GIRL:”OK.
9.0 chalte hain?”
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai…

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Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

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Girl says:
Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,
Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap Hoga
Boy says:
Khuda kary teri zuban suchi ho
Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

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AJIT: SARA SHEHAR MUJHE LION KE NAAM SE JANTA HAI AUR
KYON NAHI JANEGA SARA SHEHAR MUJHE ZOO ME JO DEKHENE JO
AATA HAI.

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AJIT: Robert iss gaddar ko liquid oxygen may daal do!
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi
day gaa

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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge.

A huge collection of HINDI SHORT SMS in our message library, pick up the best one and send it to your friends

Yeh adda-e-bay niyazi k woh mery dil ko ly kr…..
Barri bay rukkhi sy boly, kisi kam ka nahi hy……

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Ley dey k wohi shakhs hai iss shehar mein apna,
Duniya kahien uss ko bhi samjhdar na kr dey…

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“NAIKI Kar K Aiese
Bhool Jaya Kro !
Jese
“GUNAH” Karte
Waqt Apne (aap) Ko
Bhool Jate Ho.

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Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.

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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k
Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho
Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.

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Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

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Zindagii kii baat sun kar kyaa kahein
Ek tamannaa thii taqaazaa ban gai ha.

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Jhoot bol kar jeet jane se behtar hai
Ke sach bol kar har jao.

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Rutha ke hummse, Rutha ke hummse khus,
Tum bhi na rah paoge, Jaan to jaegi hamari,
Saans tum bhi na le paoge.

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Suna hai khuda ke darbar se, Suna hai khuda ke darbar se
Kutch farishtey farar ho gaye, Kutch to vapas chale gaye
Aur kutch hamare yaar ho gaye!

Unique collection of FUNNY SHORT SMS in our message library

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”
Banta: Downwards !

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.

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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

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Boss: (to employee) – Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

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What’s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn’t take his foot of the accelerator.

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Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.