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Get Beautiful and unique collection of STUDENT TEACHER MESSAGES. which you can share with your friends.

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

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Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example
Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)
We are in Love Now
(Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future)

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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
ravi: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

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Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri

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If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter

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Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

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Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?
Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?
Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

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TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

If you need some special STUDENT FUNNY SMS messages, then your searching ends here. Collection of STUDENT FUNNY SMS messages in our message library.

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near

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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
only exam days

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MY ATTITUDE:
2mrow is my EXAM but
i don’t CaRe BcoZ A SINGLE SHEET of PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….

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Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*
1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.
2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching

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New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
pappu stoodup
Teacher: R U stupid?
Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

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Papu exam main aik bachay ke copy kr raha tha
To
Examiner ne usay kahen aur bitha dea!
Us ne jawab k end main likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa
Roll #227 k paper main

Here are some nice collection of JOKES FOR STUDENTS.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Will this be on the test?

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Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he’d meet and so on. Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.
Next morning when she woke him up, he asked “What for ?” She told him it was time to get ready for school.
“What, again ?” he asked.

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached
a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks.
“I musta got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the little girl, “’cause
Mommy’s still got hers.”

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one
is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same
at home.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

Unique collection of HINDI SMS FOR STUDENT in our message library

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
Bachcha bola Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau

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PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDENT;Sir Monthly pakage kya hai

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Woh aaye hum dekhte rahe
Woh muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Woh kehte rahe humne suna nai,
Jab wo chale gaye hum chillaye-
Sir Attendence

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Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai FARAZ
Par Yahan To Imtehano Ne Zindagi Leli

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’murghi’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of EXAM SMS FOR STUDENT.

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam

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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
.
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
.
Unfortunately
.
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

A nice collection of TEACHER STUDENT SMS with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

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The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires.

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Teacher:
Kabir ka doha sunao!
Student:
kabira kaiso kaiso, doha diyo banay, khud toh upar khisak liyo, humku gayo fasay.

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A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ?
Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.

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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
ravi: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

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It’s a humble request.
80% of teachers suffer from headache by teaching loud.
So please….
Bunk the classes as much as possible and save our teachers.

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Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example
Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)
We are in Love Now
(Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future)

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Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri

A huge collection of STUDENT SMS JOKES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming

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worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are:
1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired.
3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing.

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Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!
Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!
Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow]

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If you can’t Convince Them
then try to Confuse them!
A good way to answer
unknown questions in Exam!

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A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money

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LAMBI JUDAI
(Student ReMix)
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
.
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
.
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
.
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
.
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
.
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
.
lambi

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The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires.

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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of STUDENT SMS IN HINDI messages.

STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hot

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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

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CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming

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Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Papa: Kya?
.
Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
.
Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.

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LAMBI JUDAI
(Student ReMix)
.
Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
.
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
.
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
.
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
.
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
.
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
.
lambi

Are you looking for STUDENT SMS. Here are some best collection of STUDENT SMS.

Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

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I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Güéss which song?
.
guess!
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O Zrä zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Mé!:

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At ur age hitler commited suicide Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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MRE BACHPAN KA 1 WAQIA.
Teacher :
Y R U Late.
Al Ur Clasmates Came To Clas On Time???
Me:
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir……
Sher To Akela Ata Hai.:-

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A genius is one who can do in 1 day what others do in a hundred days !
JuSt likE Us! we cOvEr Our courSe in 1 day bEforE exAm
&
Teachrs take thE whOle year

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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule? Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.

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STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

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Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k. Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho? Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?

Here u will find sweet collection of STUDENT EXAM SMS. Pick up messages of your choice and send it to your friends

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper
Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts?

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :

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The real value of infinity is known when
we open the 1st page of our text book on the night
before exam see the no. of pages to be read !!