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Here are some nice collection of TEXT SMS FUNNY which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of TEXT SMS FOR BIRTHDAY.

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

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Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

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“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

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SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

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wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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B e yourself
I nvite new challenges
R ecall past triumphs
T rust your instincts
H ave faith in your abilities
D esire only the best
A ffirm your strengths
Y ou’re got what it takes!!

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Like A frsh Dewdrops
Of A New Day…!
May GOD’S Loving Hands Be
Upon You Today To Frshen
your Soul & Body
Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear

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My birthday chocolate
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A dairy milk chocolate specialy deliverd 2 u.
Sorry, Thodi si kha li hai..

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Happy birthday dear.
May ur all d sorrows of ur life get blow with the blow you blow to blow the candles.
And sweet memories like cake comes to ur life..
Many Happy returns of the day..

Messages are the best way to express your feelings, here are huge collection of SWEET TEXT MESSAGES.

Why do I miss you? Because u make me smile. U are so kind. U are so sweet. U are funny. And most of all, because u are not texting me any more. That’s Y.

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my sms r few, yet,
my heart is true i got many freinds new,
but not sweet as u….
I never try to remember u
bcoz i never forget u…..

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If i could be any part of u
I’d be ur tears, to be conveived
in your heart,born in ur eyes
live on ur cheeks
and die on ur lips

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Each of us is a star.
sum times we shine with the rest.
sum times we twinkle alone.
sum times wen wone1′s wish come true

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Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says “TAKE CARE” its as good as saying, “I’ll keep u in my heart till its very last beat.

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I wish that I could always know the words you need to hear. Each day I’d celebrate your joy and guard your soul from fear. But because I have no rare insight, my words are frail and few. Yet if you look into my eyes, you’ll find a heart, caring for you…

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Life is at its weakest when there’s more doubts than trust; But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

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Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it.

SARDAR JOKES IN TEXT MESSAGES helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly….. .
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked:
How will you divide, you have three children?
Sardar replied to Judge :
Ok! We will apply next year.

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A Sardar was flying a helicopter(!!)
After sometime it crashed… (Obviously!!)
Somehow the Sardar managed to land safely on the ground…
When asked about the reason for the crash, he answered matter of factly, “It was getting very cold up there….. So I switched off the fan!!!”

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Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor:
Wo Kaise?
Sardar:
He
He He He

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO…

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .

MISS YOU TEXT SMS AND QUOTES section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”

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I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and…
In every moment of the Day !

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I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

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R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::

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Like the tree needs the Earth
Like the Night needs the Moon
Like the Star needs the Sky
Like the Guitar needs the Tune
My world needs You
I MISS YOU !

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I Miss You when u Are Not Near Me
I Long To Hear ur Steps, That’s By Far
The Sweetest Music My Ears Await Everyday

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I Am Missing You
I Miss You All The Time
I Need You Now To Look At Me
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Look At Me Tonight!
All The Love You Have For Me
I See It In Your Eyes
It’s All Lies

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Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..
Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

Send LOVELY SMS TEXT MESSAGES messages to your friends and relatives. Hear are some nice text messages on LOVELY SMS TEXT MESSAGES

my day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name
i cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much i love you, if you wanna know about this.just search my self in ur heart Saran khan ryk

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ye baat galat lagegi, lekin jab gahrayi aor anubhav ki kasauti par dekhege toh samajh me aayega. Ham bina kaaran prem karte hi nahi, aor sacche prem me kaaran hota hi nahi.

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this night i search my wallet it was empty then check my pocket &found few coins but when i searched my heart i found u then i realized how rich i am.

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Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

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Wen things go wrong…
Wen sadness fills ur heart…
wen tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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Hum Nay Sub Say Wada Nibhaya,
Aik Na Nibhaya To ALLAH Say.
Hum Nay Sub Kuchh Seekha,
Aik Na Seekha To DEEN.
Hum Nay Sub Kuchh Parha,
Aik Na Parhi To Apnay AAQA Ki Seerat.
Hum Nay Sub Kuchh Apnaya,
Aik Na Apnayi To SUNNAT K Mutabiq Zindagi.
Hum Nay Sub Ko Waqt Diya,
Aik Na Diya To NAMAZ Ko.
Hum Nay Har Cheez Ki Tayyari Ki,
Aik Na Ki To AKHRAT Ki.
Hum Her Aik Ko Razi Karnay Main Lagay Rahay,
Magar Shayad RUB Ko Razi Karnay Main Na Kaam Rahay.

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kabhi assikon ko mat puchhna ki ye pyar kesa hota he kabhi unke asuon ko dekhlena samajh jaoge ki pyar kuch esa hi hota he

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Barish k mosam mai Tumko yaad karne ki Aadte purani hai
Ab ki bar socha he Aadate badal dale
Fir khayal aaya k Aadate badalne se Barish nhi rukti..

There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of LATEST SHORT TEXT SMS.

what is 143? i love you no i miss you? no i wish you no 143 means one hundred forty three. ma-baap ne kitni ummid se padhaya tha besharam.

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Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai , Bin sms Dil bhoat bore ho raha hai , kahein aasa tu nahi eik pyaara sa dost muje say dore ho raha hai.

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Diya hai upper waly ne Mobile Itni to qadar kiya karen Na karen call. Par hazoor Do-char sms to kiya karen…!

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Failure is not only wen ur girlfriend leaves u.. it is wen u dont try for her sister..

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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

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Between yesterday’s mistakes n tomorrow hope,
there is a fantastic opportunity called ‘TODAY’!!!
so live it in your own style

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Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba: sardar agr reply kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.

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MuJhE liKh Kr kahien Mehfooz krLo
k tumhari bato’n se nikalTa ja RaHa huN main..!

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Friendship does not occur with special people.
people becomes special after becoming friends.
just wanted TO let you know that-
You are very “Special TO me”

Here are some ultimate and wonderful collection of LATEST MARATHI TEXT SMS AND JOKES.The section helps you to wish your friend and dearest person.

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…

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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

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Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote,Popat beshudh padto.Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,{Popat shudhivar alyavar)Aila jail?Driver mela ki kay.?

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Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara,Thi nahi bolali tar bolthil tichya najra,Nahi bolalya thichya najara,Thr thichya aaicha “fodra”….

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ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila, marathisivay paryay nahi Maharashtrachya matila

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gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e namah! gurur sakshat desi ka paua tasme sri beer e namah!

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mi tila phone kela,ti manali kaunmi tila phone kela,ti manali kaunmi hello mhantach tine khali tevla phone.

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Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana ghari gheun ala….mhanala tumhi basa me chaha gheun yeto…10 min nantar…chala….ghetla me chaha.

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Gulabace phool he premache chinh, te tula kase dyave he mazapudhe prashnachinh.

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Ek sunder Charoli:Premat jari “Padalo” tari,Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,Karan ekivar prem karun,Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !

Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of LATEST LOVE TEXT SMS.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

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I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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Love till it hurts n when it hurts, luv some more. And when it hurts some more, luv even more n when it hurts even more, luv till it hurts no more.

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A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can give me a peaceful life. But only you can give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE.

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When the time comes I can’t smile anymore, don’t worry about me, I know what to do. I’ll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.

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I heard someone whisper your name today, but wen i turned around to see who it was, i noticed i was alone, dats wen i realized it was my heart tellin me how much i miss U!

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Sometimes I neglect to tell you how important you are to me, how your presence makes such a difference. People like you are truly rare. I hope you realize how much you mean to me.

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If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile: Like this!!

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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I’ll treasure ’til the day my heart stops.

Are you looking for LATEST FRIENDSHIP TEXT SMS. Here are some best collection of LATEST FRIENDSHIP TEXT SMS.

A very short but very nice line for a true relation-
“Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie.”

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To be your friend
was all I ever wanted;
to be your lover
was all I ever dreamed.

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GOOD Relationship Is Like Tajmahal,
Everybody Will Wonder How Beautiful It Is.
But Nobody Can Understand How Difficult It Was To Build

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Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me
This makes me realised that,
Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

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Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain
kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain

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Flower are many
But i like rose.
Friends are many
But I like u.

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Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u

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Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet responsibility.

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A true friend is someone,
you can disagree with
and still remain friends …

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“I value ma friends more
than i value my life.”
So when i say
u r my friend,