Read our latest collection of all 140 CHARACTER TIME PASS MESSAGES, send to your family and friends and wish them
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :
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Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
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Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne
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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
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*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
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Dil ki Dhadkan Bacha k rkhna.
Apne INBOX ko zara saja k rkhna,
Kbi bi aa skta hai Hamara VIP sms
Isliye zara chirkuto ka sms hata k rkhna.
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Deadly1..
Na jeene ki tamanna h na marne ka Khauf..
(felings to dekho)
Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.
The no. you are trying to reach is curently switchd off.
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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day.
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On a engagement day…
girl asks boyfriend….
Hi, on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
Boy : sure, on moible or landline ?
