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WIFE SMS IN URDU section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

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Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar:

ghalti to me ne ki ha?
to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”

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Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
BIWI:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Ye aap ne khani hain….

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Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .
Judge Lkn Kyon ?
Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow…:-P;->

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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

An Unique and large collection of VALENTINE DAY SMS IN URDU. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

soocha aap say baaat karooon ……
Phir Soocha …ek mulaqaat Karoon …
Phir Sooocha ….q na … Intezaar karoon …
Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon …
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon …
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

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Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the, fir yhonhi miltay chale gaye, hun to aapko dost bananewale the magar aap to hamare dil ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye. happy Valentine’s Day jaan.

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Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
~~~~hapPy valentine’s day~~~

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Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,

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Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,
Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !!
Be My Valentine !!!!

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jaise hawa ka jhonka,
shehad ki mithaas,
jaise phoolon ki khushbu, jaise pyar,
Jante ho sub se khubsurat ehsas kya hai,
Aap ka Sath…..!
I Love You
Happy Valentines Day

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo
Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo
Happy VALENTINES Day
14 Feb 2011 ;->

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
HapPy VaLentine Day Jan..!!

Send URDU SMS FOR LOVE messages to your friends and relatives. Hear are some nice text messages on URDU SMS FOR LOVE

Sabne Kaha pyaar ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha uske pyaar ke sath marna kabul hai…

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Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de,
awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de.

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Hum Wo Nahi JO Kelthe Hai Dilo Se, Hum Dilo Ko Milane Ka Kaam Karthe Hai.
Itna Mat Otro Is Dil Par, Hum Dilo Ko Chorane Ka Hunar Janthe Hai.

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jhuki jhuki si nazar beqarar hai k nhi
daba daba sa sahi dil me pyar hai k nhi

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Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din

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Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.
Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

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Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai,
Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai.
Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,
Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai.

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Koi itna chahe to batana,koi itne naaz tumhare uthae to batana,Dosti to her koi ker lay ga tum se,koi hamari taran se nibaey to batana.

Here u will find sweet collection of URDU SISTER SMS. Pick up messages of your choice and send it to your friends

Girl: ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai?
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka fasla hai.;-)

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Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha
Liya Karo !!
Wah Wah Wah
Aur Larki Patayi Nhi Jati
To Behan Bana Liya Kro!N
Ab Bol Wah Wah

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Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me
10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna

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Bohat Chanchal, Bohat Khushnuma Si Hoti Hain Behen.
Nazuk Sa Dil Rakhti Hain, Masoom Si Hoti Hain Behen.
Baat Baat Pe Rowti Hain, Jhagarti Hain, Larti Hain Nadan Si Hoti Hain Behen.
Hain Rehmat Se Bharpoor Allah Ki Rehmat Hoti Hain Behen.
Ghar Bhi Mehak Uthta Hai Jab Muskurati Hain Behen.
Hoti Hai Ajeeb Si Kefiyat Jab Chhor Ke Chali Jati Hain Behen.
Ghar Lagta Hai Soona Soona Kitna Rula Jati Hain Behen

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Ek Pathan Phone Karta Hay
To Awaz Ati Hay:
Is Call K Liye Apka Balance Naa Kafi Hy
Pathan:
Koi Bat Nahi Behan!
Tum Hum Se
Bat Käro Itnä Hi Käfi Hay

Here u will find sweet collection of URDU LOVELY SMS. Pick up messages of your choice and send it to your friends

U know what is ISHQ???I”ll tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar
I=Imtihaan… Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein…Enjoy ISHQ…Oye!!!Babli… ….”"
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Duaon ki bheer main ik dua hamari ho gi, jisme main mangi hum ne her hushi tumhari ho gi, jub bhi koi khushi mile tum ko,samjna dua jo kabool hui hamari ho gi.

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Wada tu ker lyty hain
nibhana bhool jaty hain
laga ker aag seeny main
bhoojana bhool jaty hain
who kehty hain k ayein gy milny ko pal do pal
milna tu chahty hain per aana bhool jaty hain

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Hum Wo Nahi JO Kelthe Hai Dilo Se, Hum Dilo Ko Milane Ka Kaam Karthe Hai.
Itna Mat Otro Is Dil Par, Hum Dilo Ko Chorane Ka Hunar Janthe Hai.

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DIL KI HASRAT JUBAN AANE LAGI , TUMKO DEKHA AUR JINDIGEE MUSKARNE LAGI , YE MERI DOSTI HAI YA DIVANGEE HAR SURAT PE TERI SURAT NAJAR AANE LAGI

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Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din

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Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi meri jaan hai,
kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi,
bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.

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Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya

Are you searching for URDU KISS SMS. This segment helps you to express your feeling for your dearest person.

,¤, ¤,,
(‘v’) <’ )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*—-**–
“1 kaAm karun?”
¤ , ¤,
( ‘<<’ )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*—**–
“h0nt paR”
“I kiSs You

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Kiss Kiss ke Mehfil mein, Kiss Kiss Ne Kiss Kiss ko, Kiss Kiss tarah Kiss Kiya! Ek Aap hai jisne har KISS ko MISS Kiya! Aur Ek HUM jisne har MISS ko KISS Kiya!

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ek Hum hai k kesi miss ko kiss ni kartey or Ek wo hai jo kesi kiss ko miss ni kartey

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Darya main paani, pani main fish.. Wah!! Arz kia hai.. Darya main paani pani main fish Aaapko Salam Apki girlfrnd ko kiss..!!

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Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke
Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke
AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero
Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke

If you looking for the best URDU GOOD MORNING SMS, Here u can get full collection of URDU GOOD MORNING SMS.

Tazi hawa me phulo ki mehak ho,pehli kiran me chidiyo ki chehak ho,jab bhi kholo tum apni palke,un palko me bas khushiyo ki Zalak ho..gd mrg

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Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING

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Poolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Suraj ne gagan se salam bheja hai, MUBARAK ho aapko nayi subah, humne tahe DIL se ye paigam bheja hai.

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Suna hai kisi ko “Good Morning” kaho to uski subha achhi hoti hai.
Par ham ne to ye mehsoos kiya k Good Morning aap ko kaho to din hamara achha hota hai.
So
“GOOD MORNING”

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HAWAON K SATH ARMAAN BHEJA HAI
ROSHNI K SATH PEGHAM BHEJA HAI
FURSAT MILAY TO KABOOL KAR LENA
EK DOST NE PIYARI SI SUBHAKA SALAM BHEJA HAI
“GOOD MORNING”

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kuch kahun main pyar say
kuch suno tum pyar say
zindagi tumari har pal haseen ho..
yahi dua karon main apny parwardigar say
v. gd morning

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Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara.
Good Morning…

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Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye…Good Morning…

Here are some Best Collection of URDU GHAZAL SMS. Send this URDU GHAZAL SMS to your close and beloved person’s.

Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien, Kahien se koi sada na ayie
Badi wafa se nibhayie tum ne, Humari thodisi Bewafaie
Jahan se tum mod mud gaye the, ye mod ab bhi yahie pade hain
Hum apne pairon me jane kitne, Bhanwar lapete huwe khade hain
Kahien kisi roz yun bhi hoga, humari halat tumhari hogi
Jo rat humne guzari mar k, wo rat tumne guzari hoti
Tumhe ye zid hai k hum bulate, hume ummis k wo pukaren
Hai naam honton pe ab bhi lekin, Aawaz me pad gayie dararen

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“Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi …
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi…
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k…
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi…
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay …
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi…
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka …
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi…!!

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Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou mujhey
bahoun mein apni sama lou mujhey
Bin tumharey aik pal bhi ab kat-ta nahin
Tum aa ker mujhi say chura lou mujhey
Meri sab say gehri khuwahish hou puri
Tum agar pass apnay bula lou mujhey
Yeh kaisa nasha hai jou behka raha hai
Tumhara hoon mein tou sambhalo mujhey
Najanay phir kaisay guzrey gi zindagani
Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey

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Bharosa toot janay se zara pahlay bata daina
Mujhay tum azmanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Kisi heelay bahanay se zara pahlay bata daina
K mujh ko tum bholanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Zamin ke rait pe tum ne mohabbat se likhi thi jo
Woh tahrerain mitanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Mairay dilber k is dill pr main rakh loon zabt ka pathar
Suno daman churanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Kisi bhe mor pe Mohsin bura pao agar mujh ko
zara pahlay bata daina ….

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Mohabbaton K Nisaab Jesa
Woh Ik Chehra Kitab Jesa.
Mahekta Hai Mere Qalb-o-Jaan Me
Woh Shaks Khilte Gulab Jesa.
Yaqeen Bhi Hai Woh Mere Dil Ka
Gumaan Bhi Hai Saraab Jesa.
Woh Bansuri Hai Jo Hont Rakhon
Jo Dekhon Chhoo K, Rubab Jesa.

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jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta
bas qadam aur chalne kawasta dekar mujhe rokne nahi deta
bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki
ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta
ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chand sitaron ko cho lene ka
woh piar se chehra mujhe toot kar bikharne nahi deta
shayad janta hai woh bhi in ankhon main ansuon ka sailab hai
jane kiun phir bhi woh in ansoun ko girne nahi deta
mujh se kehta hai main to mar jaon ga tumhare bina
main zinda hon ab tak woh mujhe marne nahi deta

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Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya
Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

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Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga
Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga
Jo Hum per guzarni hai ek bar guzar jaye
Her Gham ki tarha Tujh ko Seene se laga loon ga
Weeran agar Dil ho Aankhon mai Andhera ho
Yaadon ke Diye apni Palkon mai saja loon ga
Manzoor agar hogi Ruswayi Teri Mujh ko
Mai beth ke Sahil se Toofaan utha loon ga
Naraz agar wo hain Mere Nasheman se
Mai apne Nasheman ke Tinkon ko hata loon ga
Kyun Mujh se Khafa ho ker wo Door gaye
Baanhon mai wo aa jayaen mai un ko Mana loon ga

Here are some Best Collection of URDU FUNNY SMS JOKES. Send this URDU FUNNY SMS JOKES to your close and beloved person’s.

Aesi kon se website hai jisko larkay aur larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay hain?
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Are result website
THINK POSITIVE!;-)

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..!
Kya tumhen asmaan se girne ka nahi hai dar ..?
Parinde ne kaha ..!
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Iqbal plz yaar itna mat s0cha kr

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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 bje Shuru Hota Hy Phr der Q Ki?
Kid: Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hain

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Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
“Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

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Mujhay yaad koi dua nahi,
Mere humsafar abhi soach lay
Tu meri jabeen pay likha nahi,
mere humsafar abhi soach lay

URDU FUNNY MESSAGES section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????

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Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!