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Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of MESSAGES FOR WOMEN.

The Hebrew Talmud
says: “Be very careful if
you make a woman cry
because God counts her
tears. The woman came out
of a man’s rib, not from his
feet to be walked on. Not
from his head to be
superior of, but from the
side to be equal with. Under
the arm to be protected for
and next to the heart to be
loved.” – Pass this on to all
your women friends and to
the men as well so they
would know the true value
of a woman. God bless!

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WOMEN hav strengths dat
amazes man..
*she can handle trouble &
carry heavy burdens..
*she holds hapines,luv &
opinions..
*she smyls wen filing lyk

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Tomorrow is World Women’s Day and we all must aware of this great day as women are the most respectable creature in the world. We all should celebrate this day and wish each other Happy Women’s

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Women sending mixed messages, NEVER! HA! It’s a great game, you tell them nice things about the way they look, and are kind to them, you do all the things there BF will never do. You buy them dinner, go to chick flicks with them… There is nothing new here. Don’t be the victim.

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She Is Strong . . .
She Is Caring
She Loves You Like A Sister ,
Daughter ,
Mother ,
Wife . . .
She Cries For You . . .
She Craves You . . .
She Is Scared . . .
Give Her Love, Give Her Respect
That’s What She Needs In Her Life . . .
Happy Women’s Day To All Pretty Ladies
You Deserve A Day To Cherish . .

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Women are diff’rent frm men:
Dey look gud in skirts or shorts!
Der’s Women’s Day, but no Men’s Day.
Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can’t.
Women can cry n still look good.
When men cry, they look like dorks.
Most of all,
women know d difference between a comfort room & a wall ….

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Tomorrow is World Women’s Day and we all must aware of this great day as women are the most respectable creature in the world. We all should celebrate this day and wish each other

Read our latest collection of LOVELY SMS FOR WOMEN from our message library and send to your family and friends

WOMEN hav strengths dat amazes man.. she can handle trouble & carry heavy burdens.. she holds hapines, luv & opinions..she smyls wen filing lyk screaming.

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A woman 1 of d most beautiful creation of GOD, showering her respect as daughter, feel her care in d form of a sister, feel her warmth in d form of a friend. y did God create man 1st b4 creating a woman?of cors, becuz its alwys gud 2 mke a raf draft 1st b4 mkng a MASTERPIECE.

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A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles, smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did!

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The willingness to listen,
The Patience to Understand,
The strength to Support,
The heart to care & just be there
Thats the Beauty of Lady

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When Boys are wrong
Girl : you broke my favorite lamp!
Boy : it was an accident,I didn’t mean to!
…
Girl : I can’t believe you did his.
Boy : I’m SORRY
WHEN GIRLS ARE WRONG
Boy : You lost my dog?!
Girl : It was an accident! I didn’t mean to!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it!
STOP making me feel worse!
Boy : I’m SORRY
Agree or not ?

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Do you know?
a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain.
…
But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 Del of Pain.
This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!!!!
Do we realize that still we give pain to our mother by disobeying them and by not regarding them ???
Love you mother and Respect Women

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Love a woman with all your heart and respect her with all your soul and Life!
A woman is a gift to be cherished and not a toy to play with.

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Be very careful if
you make a woman cry
because God counts her
tears. The woman came out
of a man’s rib, not from his
feet to be walked on. Not
from his head to be
superior of, but from the
side to be equal with. Under
the arm to be protected for
and next to the heart to be
loved.” – Pass this on to all
your women friends and to
the men as well so they
would know the true value
of a woman. God bless!

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A woman-
1 of d most beautiful
creation of GOD.
U can feel her innocence in
d form of a daughter.
U can feel her care in d
form of a sister.
U can feel her warmth in d
form of a friend.

A nice collection of JOKES FOR WOMEN with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

- MEN tal illness
- MEN strual cramps
- MEN tal breakdown
- MEN opause
- GUY necologist
- And when we have real trouble, it’s a…..HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

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HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she c

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Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

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What is Female Viagra?
*
*
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Jewellery.

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At a party, someone yelled:
All married guys plz stand next 2 one person
who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Q:My wife is going thro menopause.
Wat can I do?
A:Keep busy.If ur handy wit tools,u can
finish d basement or shed;
wen ur done ul hav a plce 2 live.

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Q. Why is the book ‘Women Who Love Too Much’
a disappointment for many men?
A. No phone numbers.

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What is the difference between
a boy and a girl?
The boy is eight times more likely
to be convicted of murder.

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Where do you have to go to find a man
who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.

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Stock broker catches wife in bed wit othr man:
Wats goin on?
Wife: Due 2 boom in market & ur less investment
capacity, honey Ive gone 4 a PUBLIC ISSUE!

This page provides you the best WOMEN SMS JOKES collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

Women are diff’rent frm men:
Dey look gud in skirts or shorts!
Der’s Women’s Day, but no Men’s Day.
Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can’t.
Women can cry n still look good.
When men cry, they look like dorks.
Most of all,

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Imagine World Without Girls Roads Sunsan Markets Viraan
Na Janu Na Jan Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan Bus
Namaz & Quran & Saare Larke Direct Jannati

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A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil ,
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.

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Q: How does a man keep hiz wife?
A: By giving her money, clothes & diamonds

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Every indian women is
“rani laxmi bai”
B 4 marriage ‘rani’
A few yrs after marriage ‘laxmi’
& after kids r born she is just ‘bai’

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of WOMEN SMS messages.

Women are diff’rent frm men:
Dey look gud in skirts or shorts!
Der’s Women’s Day, but no Men’s Day.
Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can’t.
Women can cry n still look good.
When men cry, they look like dorks.
Most of all,
women know d difference between a comfort room & a wal

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A Successful MAN Is One Who Makes More Money
Than HIS Wife Can Spend A Successful Woman Is
One Who Can Find Such A Man

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A Very Happy Women’s Day! Truly Proud To Be A Woman Who Is A Symbol Of GOD’s Shakti, Love, Compassion, Dignity, Strength & So On…. The List Of Her Qualities Is Endless. So Hats Off To All Women Of The World!

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Q: How does a man keep hiz wife?
A: By giving her money, clothes & diamonds

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Every indian women is
“rani laxmi bai”
B 4 marriage ‘rani’
A few yrs after marriage ‘laxmi’
& after kids r born she is just ‘bai’

A huge collection of BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SMS. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

“The fastest way to change society is to mobilize
the women of the world” by Charles Malik

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`“Wishing you a day filled with goodness and warmth,
Wishing you happiness… today and forever,
Happy Women’s Day!”

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“You can do almost anything you put your mind to
You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak
Be a doctor or fly a plane You can face adversity and still walk tall.
You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and
much more than words could ever say!
Today is yours, and so is ever other day.
Happy Women’s Day!”

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“A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles,
smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope.
Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did!
Wishing you a very happy woman’s day!”

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Just wanted to thank you from bottom of my heart for all things you do! Happy Womens Day!

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You can do almost anything your mind to… You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak… Be a doctor or fly a plane… You can face adversity and still walk tall. You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say! Today is yours and so is every other day… Happy Women’s Day

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For all the times you’ve brought a smile and made my days seem brighter. For sharing ups and downs with me and making my burdens lighter. For doing the caring things that make a special friend. Your frienfship is a joy. I wish it never ends! Happy Women’s Day!

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Happy Women’s Day to the one who has stolen my heart!

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A wonderful person and a great friend. It’s a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women’s Day to you!

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Women are the real architects of society. – Harriet Beecher Stowe