Cool Funny Jokes Text Sms – Free Funny Jokes Sms

Jab tum angdayi

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haijab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haiarey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

A man was asked

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes

One basic difference between

One basic difference between girls and boys- girlz gives, gives, gives and forgives, but boyz gets, gets, gets, and forgets………

Sometimes wen i cry

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

Santa & Banta Were Playing

Santa & Banta Were Playing & Hanging On Tree,
Suddenly Santa Fell.
Banta Asked: Ku Be Thak Gaya?
Santa Answered: Nahin Pak Gaya.

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me,

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

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