Cool Insult Sms – Insult Text Messages

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

 

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Some one…….miss u……needs u…….worry s about u….lonely without u….guess who….? monkey in the zoo…Ha Ha Ha

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :

Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniyase Magar
Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakalpe Hasi Aati To Hogi….

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,Zhr ko Zhr kat skta he,tum plz apna khyal rakhna.Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..

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