Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room,
on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
Teacher: what is a blue film?
Student: It is a family movie,
which the whole family watches,
but alone at different times;-
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team
New sponsor is “Always Ultra”
Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!
Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed…
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind…
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP
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