A sardar was helping his son
to fill his admission form.
Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?
Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man.
sardar says; you go to jail hhh
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji what happand?" He said"i dont know i came just now"!!!
Teacher: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Sardar: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai aur das?
Sardar: Frog da praah, bhen, pyo te maa.
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
A Sardar joined army, given AK 47.
He’s puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.
Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don’t know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty…
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