Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?
Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old.
Sardar: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: I don?t know.
Sardar: Well… He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Sardar: This depends on your husband, if he allows me
Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.
"What are you doing?", asked his friend.
The Sardar replied,"Removing the side effects !"
Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Sardar: U mean if I am on diet, I can?t look at the menu also?
A man to a Sardar: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Sardar rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He’s not my friend..
A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV
Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun?
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up!
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