Cool Wife Sms – Funny Wife Sms

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai

A perfect gift for u!

A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to u!

Wife: I will die

Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why will you die
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta
When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

1 tree can start a forest,

1 tree can start a forest,
1 smile can start a friendship
1 touch can show love and care
person like u can make life worth living
One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!

It’s a SMILE from me 2 you

A perfect gift 4 you
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me 2 you
Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
Husband:What was THAT 4
Wife:I found a paper in ur pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

I was in love

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didnt notice.

Diff between Dava & Daru

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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