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Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo

BOY: poora under gaya?

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay
kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA…

In a bath room,

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

1 girl ask 2 pappu :

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain [...]

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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