Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)
Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble
Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?why ?? why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW
Q. The Madrasi said,
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai!
Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht
Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.
Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,
Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
.
Socho socho
?
Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Why do men alwaz have a stupid
Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…
Q. What will! u call a person
Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
Socho……………
?
Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
samane mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
” Maaf karo Baba”
Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
?
Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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