Dost kabhi apni
Dost kabhi apni wife ko naraz na karna,kyouki ye hi aap ke taqdeer ka khazana hai,us ko naraz kya matlab aap ne apne naseeb ko naraz kya……
Wht iz ten years wid me?
Wife:Wht iz ten years wid me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:Wht iz $1000 4 me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Me apni wife se bahat mohabbat karta hoon.par kya karu wo mujh se naraz hai.
Biwi Ghusse Main
Biwi Ghusse Main
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband Payar Se
To Phir Itni Dayer Se Kha kyun Rahi Ho
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Wife cam hom wid a goat.
Wife cam hom wid a goat.
Husband asked”Iz bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri ha!”
Husband:”Bakri sa hi poch raha hon”
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Wife:Who jo samnay admi drnk kar rah hai
Wife:Who jo samnay admi drnk kar rah hai ,
Usko mainne ten saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha..
Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai
Husband: Itni lambi celebration.
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
Janu kash aap SMS hotay
Wife:
Janu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karlati,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
A small argument between a couple
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Mechanical engineer wife
mechanical engineer wife
calls his husband and said:
Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)
Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.
Still have my wife…
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
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