What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:
child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu, sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
If u see the moon, u can see the beauty of god.. If u see the Sun, u can see the power of god.
If u see the mirror, u can see the comedy of god!!
Dear i want 2 ask u 1 thing. Dis is my long time qustn since i strtd talkin 2u. Ans me sincerely.Dnt get angry pls U look like monkey or monkey look like u;-) said na dont get angry…!
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
This Is A Test To Check Your English.
Read This Fast And Loud
Bow Wow Cow How Now Low Bow Vow Wow Vow Bow Bow,
Test Result: OK….. GOOD DOG…
Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge? . . . . Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge. Lekin aapne jo socha wo bhi theek hai:)
Sene Main DIL..
Dil Main DARD..
Dard Main YAKEEN..
Yakeen Main KHAYAL..
khayal Main KHWAAB..
Khwaab Main Aap..
Kitna Darawna Khwaab Baap Re Baap
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