Funny Marriage Sms – Marriage Text Messages

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Secret of Happy Marriage – ACCEPT –
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME AJ KAL BOHAL KHOBSURAT HO RAHI HUN…
HUSBEND-TUMNE KAISE JANA?
WIFE-AJ KAL MERI KHOBSURTI DEKH KER ROTI BHI JALNE LAGI HAI…

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
kehte Hain. . .Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

New Shadi aur Old Shadi mein kia Farq hota hay?New Shadi mein Dono "LIPS" Mila ker Soty hain…AurOld Shadi mein Dono "HIPS" Mila Ker Soty Hain.

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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