Funny Punjabi Sms – Punjabi Text Sms

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

 

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana,
Saha di as door ne kado tut jana,
Vekh lavi bhave tu lakh var rus k,
Asi har vari tenu manadey chale jana

 

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,

Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar

Ki Kariye….

 

Meri Rooh Wich Mera Yaar Wasda, Meri Akhaan Wich Usda Deedar Wasda, Mein Nu Apnay Dard Di Parwa Nahi, Par Rab Karay Har Waqt Rahay Mera Yaar Hasda!

 

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

 

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita

 

Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

 

Ghama cho ronde nu hasaya nahi janda, samundar cho pani nu hataya nahi janda, banan wale apne ban jande ne, zabardasti kise nu banaya nahi janda.

 

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 

neuton to sardar meri dictionary main impossible ka word nahi hai sardar jee:oyye kanjera dictionary dekh ke leni se

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