Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ?
Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
A Sardar on an interview for Detective
Q: River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: Liquid state.
Q: Who Killed Gandhi Ji?
Sardar: Thanks for d job, I?ll investigate.
Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai
Ma: bol beta
Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?
Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli…
Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…
SARDAR :: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi??
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon…
Ek Sardar sochta raha…sochta raha… sochta raha…
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun?
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take piece of paper and write P.T.O on both sides
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…..
sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test
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