“This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
“This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
I don’t know how people find time to study…!
A father asks peon:
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Likho To EXAM me
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
It takes 15 trees 2
It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper that we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS
Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .RESULT AA GAYA.
Burraaah
Burraaah
Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain
student ne hawa me coin uchala;
head aaya to sona hai,
tail aaya to film dekhni hai,
khada raha to gane sunuga or
agar hawa me raha to…ma kasam padhunga
Har taraf parhai ka saya hy
har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
Exams ke char din pehlay
Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy
Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Waalay Kaa Paper Apnaa Samajhnaaa
I got “0? marks in exam..
I got “0? marks in exam..
So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong,
me or teacher!:-)
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