Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..
Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..
Wat Is Proved??
"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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