Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
What do you see when you look into Sardarji’s eyes?
The back of his head.
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.
The man next to him: Excuse me,
You’ve no decency,
You farted before my wife.
Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
it was sardar wedding anniversary.
his wife asked : shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Sardar : Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It’s for people who can’t swim!
Teacher: Tell me the names of
10 chemical elements ?
.
.
.
Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
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