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Pati Patni Sms

Patni: agar main mar gain to tum keya karoge?
pati: main pagal ho jaunga,
patni: tum dubara sadhi to nahi karogi na!
pati: kaya pata pagal log kuch v har sakta hai!

Year 1.Janu

Hw wman cal their husband in first six years
Year 1.Janu
Year 2.O G.
Year 3.Sunte ho?
Year 1.O bunty ka pappa
Year 1.Khan mar gaye?
Year 1.Tm ate ho k main aaon?
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you.
Man shows his marriage certificate Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Wife: If I die wht ll you do?

Wife: If I die wht ll you do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bi kar sakta hai
Dulha: Aaj se tum hi meri pooja ho,aarti ho,archna ho..
Dulhan: Sharmate huwe,,
aaj se aap b mere liye rahul ho,chetan ho,anand ho,sudip ho,akash ho,pardip ho.!

HUSBAND WIFE

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,husband ghar se offic chala giya
Raat ko phone kar ke pucha:”Khane me kiya hai
WIFE:zaher
HUBBY:tum kha kar so jao me ata hoon!
A wife never gives a thing
to her husband, whole the life.
what’s that ?
?
?
?
Any Guess
?
?
?
ok
that is a moment of peace.

Jab Is Ka Akhiri

One Dolatmand shaks Sadeed Bimaar Tha,
Jab Is Ka Akhiri Lamhat Kareeb Aye To Doctor Nai Jawab De Dia,
His wife Said:Tm Abhi Nahi mar Saktay,
Khuda Ka Liay Abhi Na Maro.
Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m

Nobody teaches

Nobody teaches
volcanoes to erupt,
tsunamis to arise,
hurricanes to sway around,
and
no-one teaches
how to choose a wife
natural disasters just happen!!:

Police aur Ambulance

Bevi : Look A Thief Haz Enterd Our Kitchen
And He Iz Eating the Cake Prepard By Me
Husband: Whom Should I Call
Now Police aur Ambulance..

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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