Chand Par Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaronko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniyase Magar
Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakalpe Hasi Aati To Hogi…
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
I Chased Love,
I Found Friendship,
I Chased Desires,
I Found Hopes,
I Chased Reality,
I Found DreaMs,
I Chased A Monkey
I Found You…
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)
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