Kiss Sms Jokes – Kiss Text Messges

kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated…
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I"m Vaxinated

DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY

Kissing you baby is my dream.
Im the strawberry & ur the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho…
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho…
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena…
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena….

A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.

Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

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