3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”
Sardar: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Friend: Tu uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga.
Sardar: Arre yaar, Sagi Behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!
Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle
Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha
Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye
Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.
What’s an adult joke?
Sardar: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.
Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,
I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…
Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
A Sardar Ji was committing suicide, someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can’t live without my friend.
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.
he finds the egg empty.
Gets frustrated and say’s,
“kya ghor kalyug hai,
aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”
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