2 keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’r right, shut up.
Q: What is the similarity Between
Marriage
&
11:59 pm. ?
?
?
?
Ans:
Dono k baad
Din Badal jatey hein:
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
A woman waz telling her friend , "It waz I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what waz he before u married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
.
.
Love Marriage:
.
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied…
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night
A happy man marries the girl he loves;
a happier man loves the girl he
marries.
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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