Marriage Certificate
A man looks at his marriage certificate for some time. Wife: what are looking for ? Man: expiry date…
True Relatives
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u.
Options
So many OPTIONS:- – POISON – SLEEPING PILLS – HANGING – JUMPING FROM BUILDING – LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS – But Men Choose – "MARRIAGE" – SLOW but SURE…
Marriage
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take the husband gives and the wife takes.
Arranged Marriage
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Bully Blow
One Boy while ragging another boy in college boy1:"if u don’t give respect,i ll kiss your wife during your marriage" boy2 laughs boy1:y r u laughing???? boy2:"i don mind u doin tat cos am gonna marry yr sister boy1:???!!!!!!
Wife Mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate WIFE MOTHER SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER After Marriage We Sleep With Our WIFE
Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Phases Of Man
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
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