Misc SMS Jokes

Joke

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

Jokes

Money will buy a bed but not sleep , food but not appetite , amusement but not happiness………you see money is not everything , therefore , if you have too much , please send it to me ASAP !

Jokes

Everytime I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheeks. She always slaps me on the face.

Jokes

In KBC sharukh askd:Kaveri river is in which state??? Sardar replied : Liquid state……. AUDIENCE CLAPPED…. shahrukh stunned luked behind….all were sardars!!!!!!!

Dirty Jokes

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud.

Sardar Jokes

A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said Black Tie Only!! When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!

Blonde Jokes-06

Q: A GUY ASKED HIS BLONDE WIFE "HOW DID YOU GET THE CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM"? A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."

Kids Jokes 3

What did the elevator say to the doctor? Im coming down with something. What is the longest word in English? Smiles. Theres a mile between each S Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!

Blonde Joke

Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much? A : Because they can understand them

Jokes

Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. hahah

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