Political Sms Jokes – Political Text Messages

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

 

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

 

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

 

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

 

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

 

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

 

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

 

I don"t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

 

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

 

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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