Tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
Funny Punjabi SMS
Punjabi teacher to student: "Table par ink kisne girayi hai?" Isko punjabi me convert karo. Student- bhenchodo Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.
Punjabi SMS
Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan…Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .
Punjabi SMS
Rah De Wich Khona Okha.Apna Aap Lakona Okha.Enni Wadh Gaye Wunya Dari.Kalleyan Beh ke Rona Okha.Dagh Muhabbat Wala Bahu.Lag Javay Ta Dhona Okha
Funny Punjabi SMS
Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.
Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..
Punjabi SMS
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Punjabi SMS
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli…..
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Punjabi SMS
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
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