Dream makes everything possible,
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Teacher: Tomorrow there
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Commerce professor asks the student:
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Advantage of not having LOVER
advantage of not having LOVER
1.can sleep wel.
2 can save money
3 no worry abt how u look
4 no misd calls in mid night
5 no need to rechrg 2ce a dy
6 the mst imprtant is u cn fwd this
to all proud singles :
HABIT never goes
HABIT never goes
if u remove H
A-BIT remains
If u remove A
BIT remains and
IF u remove B
It still remains.
So my habit of
scrapping u
will never go.
Why is a bachelor skinny
Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what’s in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what’s in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!
Brucelee’s Favourites:
Brucelee’s Favourites:
Favourite Vegetable: Mu-Lee.
Favourite Breakfast: Id-Lee.
Favourite Animal: Bilee,
Favourite Actor: Chame-Lee.
Favourite Music: Qawwa-Lee,
Favourite Timepaas: Khuj-Lee…
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