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A nice collection of BIRTHDAY SMS JOKES with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

What’s True Bravery?
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To arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
Late night out.
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Mom waiting with a Jhadu
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You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye.HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..Happy Brithaday

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday

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Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

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KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
har suhani rat ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
vaha phulo ki barsat ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye..

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Is ada ka kya jawab du
apne dost ko kya udhar du
koi acchasa phool hota to mali se mangvata
jo khud gulab he usko kya gulab du
Junam Din Mubarak Ho…

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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

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Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,
Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal !!
Happy Birth Day

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app
kya karo gay?
sardar bola jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay,
admai ne bola jenab agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
sardar bola, jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.HAPPY BRITH DAY

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?HAPPY BRITH DAY

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A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
“So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?”
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying “Ehhhh… 22!”
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
“And can you tell us your height, please?”HAPPY BRITH DAY

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered. ‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .’ and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
‘But that’s lovely,’ said the old lady. ‘Why are you crying?’ ‘Because I’m lost!’
What did you get for your birthday?
Another year! HAPPY BRITH DAY

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
“Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread.”
“That’s right.” “Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake.” “Well, today is his birthday.”HAPPY BRITH DAY

A nice collection of BIRTHDAY SMS TEXT MESSAGES with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!
Happy Birthday Dear !

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A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance
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Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to u on your Birthday!
Happy Birthday

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Live as long as you may.
The first twenty years
are the longest half of your life.
You’re cute and cuddly
just like a doll
I just want to grab your hand
and go for a stroll.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

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Like A frsh Dewdrops
Of A New Day…!
May GOD’S Loving Hands Be
Upon You Today To Frshen
your Soul & Body
Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear

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On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift … My Present
And My Future
You…!!!
I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love…..!!!

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Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life …!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday

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May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers
Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours
And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory,
Long after Your Birthday has Gone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life …!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday!

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A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy birthday …….

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One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”